Jack Thompson thinks i am....

[Aunel]

some kind of "help everybody" type that doesn't give a flying shit about the people he is saving.

I always play a gun toting-good guy,
it comes down to "did you ever steal something, if you did, say hello to mr.Minigun"

 

[ShakyFiend]

Im a guy who has the amazing ability to change his appearence at will and for money who is also addicted to my life, in addition I have an ALTERNATIVE lifestyle in which I do much the same thing but I look better and run jerkely, I also kill zombies. (wow, Dragon age, L4D)

 

[Rakun Man]

... an American/Russian WWII veteran, now American/English soldier fighting against the red team with my dog, all in a simulated area for the benefit of science. Then whenever there is a cry for help in New York, I become Spider-Man and save the day!

-Call of Duty: WaW
-Call of Duty: 4
-The Orange Box (Portal and Team Fortress 2)
-Fable II
-Spider-Man: Web of Shadows

 

[Ekonk]

Some of these things would make great games. Space-assassins killing zombies? AWESOME

 

[badgersprite]

...I am an insurgent conspiracy theorist who beats up homeless people and runs around on the rooftops waiting for aliens to abduct me so I can have sex with them.

Condemned, Assassin's Creed, Mass Effect, Prototype, Red Faction: Guerrilla.

 

[sgtshock]

I'm a space-faring, alien-seducing, zombie-slaying, pill-gobbling soldier who builds machines of death and fires rockets at his own feet.

Mass Effect
L4D1 and L4D2 demo
Team Fortress 2

 

[gamegod25]

Please not another JT thread. Every time someone says his name, his 15 min os shame gets extended. He's no threat to our hobby and not worth even mentioning.

 

[VicunaBlue]

I'd be a homicidal space general who drives fast while robbing anyone he kills.
Any open world game, starcraft, need for speed and borderlands.

 

[Triforceformer]

Jack Thompson thinks I am:

A photo journalist who has covered wars that hops on turtles, shoots zombies, plays awesome guitar solos, who is also a space marine from WW2, and runs at the speed of sound.

Dead Rising
Mario
L4D2 Demo
Guitar Hero
Section 8 Demo
Sonic Unleashed

 

[Lamppenkeyboard]

A bipolar homicidal maniac who fluctuates between killing pedestrians en masse or solving their problems (any sandbox crime game and Fallout 3)

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

ODST
Animal Crossing Wild World
Fallout 3
Oblivion
Dynasty Warriors 6
Mass Effect
LOTRBFME2

That makes me... I actually have no idea.

 

[Disaster Button]

A strategic, music riding, genocidal maniac who loves to crunch zombies and rule Civilizations who is quite partial to slaying the odd dragon now and then.

Dawn of War
L4D2
Killing Floor
Civilzation 4
Audiosurf
Dragon Age: Origins

 

[SquirrelPants]

I'm a theoretical physicist/treasure hunter who likes to rape and/or kill little girls with everyday tools.

(Half-Life, Borderlands, BioShock.)

 

[The Austin]

I'm a totally expendable support gunner/medic.

 

[dirkdeldiablo]

I would be aging, decrepit cutesy furry bipedal thing in a world of perpetual warfare with an ever-expanding upgradeable arsenal who must embark on an epic co-op trek through space/Africa to find my missing robot/female partner and defeat my reoccurring sunglasses-wearing nemesis and save the world from an insane AI system trying to control everything forever/the complete erosion of the space-time continuum.

Actually, my mashup MGS4/RE5/Ratchet and Clank a Crack in Time sounds pretty rad.

 

[dududf]

Ok...

Jack thompson thinks I'm a ....MONSTER...with lots of guns.!!!

Borderlands, Prototype, Bioshock, God of war, Left 4 Dead.

 

[hippykiller]

...that im gonna blow up the whole fucking world.

i blew the shit out of megaton in Fallout 3 so why on earth is going to stop me from doing it in the real world.

 

[Mehplep]

A Rocket-Launcher wielding alien working for Black Mesa, killing zombies and ultranationalists while searching dungeons for treasures and weapons... in the world of my own mind.

(TF2, Quake, Half Life, L4D, COD4, Zelda, AC)

 

[Xanadu84]

I think that this would be the most interesting if you describe yourself as a person with the attributes of your most played game (recently), with the abilities/weapons of your next most played game, in the setting of your third most played game. In which case I'm a hot, psychic post apocalyptic mercenary swinging swords and spells with my adventuring party on an island filled with comically inept pirates. Now, puzzle out what games i'm playing...I guess its not that hard.

 

[Statboy]

Very nice thread idea.

Ok then: I'm a Muilt-Classing steath, healing, dual sword weilding, magical human in cartoon half-modern fantasy world fulled with man-killing creatures and two secret goverments both owning half the world (I aslo work for both of them trying to over throw each other) while just trying to survive.

(Team fortress 2(mainly spy and medic), Elona, Mabinogi)

I think I forgot something in there.

And my Brother: an acinent Chinese gangster trying to help his cousin get rich on a trading route between china and europe, while runing on walls and doing other action moive moves with swords and guns while fighting a large range of monsters.

(Slikroad, GTA IV, Gunz: The Duel)

and sometimes we team up to survive a zombie apocalypse. (Left 4 Dead)