Japanese Erotic Game Keeps Self-Pleasure Statistics

[stonethered]

can a girl play this game?????

Actually; the fact that the statistics have no relationship to what you're doing means you would probably be able to enjoy it more.

It's like taking the loser test and then having the answers come back in Swahili.




OT: I may be the only person who thinks those would be intersting statistics to have. Crazy, disturbing statistics; but interesting.

 

[Spacelord]

You know, I've been on the internet for so long that this doesn't even fase me anymore. And this, my friends, is the most terrifying thing of all.

I've gotta ask beause it's bugging me: How does it know?

Ahh, yes. The question burning on everyone's lips.

 

[Benjeezy]

This is easily the most unnecessary game ever.

It is also the FUNNIEST XD

 

[esperandote]

I've gotta ask beause it's bugging me: How does it know?

Maybe you attach the wiimote to a wristband... probably a the finished button.

can a girl play this game?????

Good question.

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This game sure will be fun to play.

 

[HentMas]

Lets hope they don't include a leaderboard...

best reply ever

haha, "YEAH MAN!! I BEAT YOU ON WANK TIME!!"

"BUT I BEAT YOU IN TIMES FINISHED!!"

 

[HentMas]

Game title is almost a new low. Are they even trying anymore?

and i thought "do you like horny bunnies?" was an unimaginative title

 

[TraumaHound]

I wonder how it measures as said, but who thinks of a game when they're masturbating? I also wonder if it counts how long it takes for you to finally spit it out from beginning to end

I assume it's something simple like mashing down on the spacebar to start and stop a timer. Then it compiles the times into the graphs and charts.

 

[CheckD3]

I wonder how it measures as said, but who thinks of a game when they're masturbating? I also wonder if it counts how long it takes for you to finally spit it out from beginning to end

I assume it's something simple like mashing down on the spacebar to start and stop a timer. Then it compiles the times into the graphs and charts.

That's flawed then, because who thinks about pushing buttons other than one's own (or possibly a woman's) when masturbating, and when they're blowing a load, they aren't worried about pushing the space bar...

 

[Meggiepants]

So... odd. Does the game encourage you to beat your record... ooh bad choice of words. I find it funny that the creators of this game thought adding tedium to the act of masturbation was necessary. Really? We need to add graphs to encourage people to do this? Isn't the act itself enough?

 

[Rock 'n' Soul]

I love it.

 

[NeutralDrow]

That...that's all in-game stats, right? Please tell me that's just in-game stats, and they don't either have biometric sensors or rely on self-input...

Let's be honest here: Most of the people who play Japanese erotic games aren't doing so because they find the story interesting and the characters compelling and likable.

*glares*

 

[Gigaguy64]

Gives a new meaning to the term "grinding for experience"

(sorry, I just couldn't resist)

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

OT:Man....i just cant.....stop laughing....

This is pretty messed up but, probably the funniest things i have read all day.

 

[Geamo]

Coming soon, an exlusive for Microsoft's brand-new Project Natal!
Peter Molyneux : "Gee, I never thought we'd find a proper use for it!"

 

[RanD00M]

I would like to get this game.Just to find out how it works....What? Can´t a man chomp the chicken if he wants?

 

[PsychoKez]

well if they do adapt it fot us girls we could actually use the Wii motes XD

 

[Allan Foe]

Canned Dogs mentioned that the official site sells the game bundled with a Tenga Egg. Of course, I had to look that up (I figured it was some sort of vibrator.) Alas, I was wrong there; the Tenga Egg would definitely be an appropriate add-on for "players" of this game. I'll not post the YouTube demonstration vid I just watched but it's there. Weird stuff, these Tenga Eggs.

That video is hilarious and in no way explicit (besides the context and the mention of PENIS, of course). I think other people deserve to lol over this one:

 

[SantoUno]

Wow, just wow.

Honestly, why????

Probably says something about the games' designers