Japanese Erotic Game Keeps Self-Pleasure Statistics

[Iampringles]

I feel this image is appropriate regarding this thread:

 

[Alone Disciple]

So is there a leaderboard for this? Unlockable achievments/trophies?

 

[PhantomCritic]

Heh, only in Japan, only in Japan...

 

[Arfreid]

This is when innovation takes a turn to the unexplored lands of strange along the border of WTF... but damn, the publisher must know their audience...

 

[TraumaHound]

I assume it's something simple like mashing down on the spacebar to start and stop a timer.

That's flawed then, because who thinks about pushing buttons other than one's own (or possibly a woman's) when masturbating, and when they're blowing a load, they aren't worried about pushing the space bar...

...you'd prefer something like the PS3's Eye camera measuring movements?

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Or maybe some sort of glove with IR LEDs and a tracking bar?

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...I love the smell of Photoshop in the morning.

 

[Phantom_IEC]

I'm a sucker for statistics,

That may just be something for a sequal, or maybe if it includes co-op play...

 

[Vianyte]

That video is hilarious and in no way explicit (besides the context and the mention of PENIS, of course). I think other people deserve to lol over this one:

And I thought fleshlights were wierd...

 

[Normalgamer]

I've gotta ask beause it's bugging me: How does it know?

Playstation eye?

I think/hope/pray to Dawkins that it´s tracking the ingame protagonists' (probably player controlled) digital masturbation though...

Why, Japan, why? Is it a severely limited edition gift game for Michael Atkinson and pals? Who would ever buy this???

I've got a buddy who(From what I've heard from his past girlfirneds.) would probably buy this in collector's edition.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

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I won't say it...
I won't say it....
I have to say it.
"Level grinding" is now more interesting.

 

[The Great JT]

Oh Japan...you're so delightfully awkward.

 

[Cliff_m85]

I think I'd break the game.

 

[yoyo13rom]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
Ok let's be serious for a sec: this game could help people diagnose themselves if they have reproductive problems. It mixes fun with healthcare.
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Who am I kidding; it's just hilarious HAHAHAHA XD

 

[TsunamiWombat]

Maybe you click a helpful "i'm wanking it" button and the game kicks it up with the porn whilst you do so.

 

[Uberjoe19]

I laughed so hard I nearly cried. For some reason the fact that this game is Japanese comes as absolutely no surprise.

I mean, they come up with things like what's in my avatar: A man who blows bananas out of his nose.

 

[keillord]

I've gotta ask beause it's bugging me: How does it know?

Could you imagine they do crap like this for the eyetoy on playstation, the motion sensor could pick you up and take statistics as you play.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

(signing) "And that's.. what it's like.. IN JAPAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!!!!"

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

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I won't say it...
I won't say it....
I have to say it.
"Level grinding" is now more interesting.

1. You didn't have to say it
2. so true....