Japanese Man Marries Videogame Girlfriend

[Brad Shepard]

this just sums it up

 

[TikiShades]

He better wear a condem. Or else she's a goner.

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

I bet they had great honeymoon sex.

 

[Phantom_Natal]

They laughed, so it must be a joke. Besides, if something like that was oficial it'd be immidietly on news, well, not immidietly but who knows...who knows.

 

[Carlston]

I shed a tear.

Not only will she never cheat on him...
He can change her age, size, clothing, she never complains....



And she can never spit out a child that can accually reproduce and soil the genepool.

Thank your Darwinism.

 

[Kevlar Eater]

I GOT DIBS ON ALYX VANCE

No she's mine! *unsheathes katana* Just kidding, did that for the lulz.

On topic: Quite funny. No longer surprising, since this is Japan we're talking about here. I eagerly await more new insane things from Japan (or any other country).

 

[Nullphantom]

Wait......what?
I guess I shouldn't be too surprised since he's from Japan, but c'mon.

Spoiler: Almost as bad as this

The human race never ceases to amaze me on how stupid we are

 

[Mindblow]

....... WHAT!? Oh come on.... really? Wow that's so incredibly sad.

I GOT DIBS ON ALYX VANCE

Beat me to it -.-

 

[TheDrunkNinja]

I think I'll keep my Monroe-bot when it comes to virtual love, thank you very much.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

This has elevated humanity... To a new, much more pathetic level.

 

[magnuslion]

errmmmm. I guess more hot single japanese girls for you single guys?

 

[ALKATRAZACAZ]

Haha....humanity, we really need a meteor or some sort of apocalyptic event to wipe out the stupid.

 

[sunpop]

As with any post about this I'm gonna put this here

http://www.hulu.com/watch/4510/futurama-anti-robot-propaganda

 

[Dopi]

I wonder how they'll be spending their honeymoon... A cyberbar? And what about the kids!? Cyborgs??? I must knooow! D:

 

[Glass_House]

All I can say is congratulations and I wish you a ha-.... SOMEONE HOLD HIM DOWN WHILE WE PUMMEL THE STUPID OUT OF HIM!

 

[rapidoud]

Umm this kind of stuff happens alot, especially in Japan etc.

People marrying people they meet on facebook etc (all that generic crap), people marrying inanimate objects (I saw a guy marry a doll), people marrying animals, and some marrying video game characters, get over it.

They chose their soulmater, and besides, according to Darwin, our species is flawed enough as it is, as most of the population should've died off to keep the gene pool clean and free of mutation, but if you let everyone live you get trash-talkers, drug-dealers, pimps, and people who just cannot think straight (although, by our culture, it is deemed inappropriate to laugh at others misfortune, maybe he can't help it).

 

[Doug]

All I can say is congratulations and I wish you a ha-.... SOMEONE HOLD HIM DOWN WHILE WE PUMMEL THE STUPID OUT OF HIM!

Aim for the balls so he'll have zero chance of breeding the stupid!

 

[ssgt splatter]

OMFG!
WTF!?
Why is it that Japan is always the one who does the craziest shit?
What's next, is some guy going to jerk off into his computer because he wants to start a family with his "girlfriend" in The Sims?

Spoiler

This is the worst thing I have ever uttered and I hate myself for it.