Japanese Porn Game Comes With Breasts, G-Cup Bra

[Gaderael]

Man, you take this game, add the usb funstionality as CantFaketheFunk described, but port it to the wii and release it with a strp-on attachment for the wii-mote, and you'd have the next killer app for the porn industry.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

At first I thought this title was the equivalent of saying, "New Japanese Kobe Beef comes with actual Meat," but then I saw the horrible funfakebags and about lost my lunch. Why would I want disembodied breasts? Not everything Yahtzee talks about would be cool to see in real life.

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

The saddest thing is I can see the appeal.

 

[The Keeper]

Huh. My girlfriend could wear that bra. Amusing.

 

[masher]

I read this and all I can do is laugh..!
That's just, "wow"...OH Well
And we Anime-fans wonder why we get ridiculed.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Ordered and being shipped rigt now!

Joking. But anyway Japan must make up 90% of the worlds wierd shit.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Now that is some weird shit. Seriously...

 

[Turtleboy1017]

Thank you Japan, for bringing us to a new low.

I fucking hate some aspects of my culture.

Seriously, release all this shit that you want, but can't you just do it in a different language, and get it to be released only in a different country so you don't associate all Japanese as being completely 24/7 perverted fucks.

EDIT: Just sorta pissed because stuff like this makes people like me, normal Japanese Americans look like total creeps. Lots of people I know try to use stuff like this against me and it gets reeaaaaaally annoying after a while.

 

[awsome117]

Oh Japan. You and your giant robots and your weird porn. Pretty soon they'll make some weird anime sim society game like in gamer. Oh Japan, you crazy freaks you...

THAT'S IT I'VE HAD IT!

Shut up every single one of you! This is hardly news they have been beaten to the punch by the guy who invented the dildo an the girl who invented the strap-on penis!

We have Vagina Molds for Masturbation and a pair of fake tits packaged with a sex game is 'Oh Japan' How about 'Oh Perverts'

But no Your Ultra-Realistic 18 inch faux-penis with real vein throbbing action is OH so much less disgusting.

IT'S THE PORN INDUSTRY WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?!

Some one needs to calm down. Yes, those things are equal calibur of "disturbing"(depending on who you talk to) but I think that comes off as "weird" is the fact it comes with a game, and does nothing really. They're just there. Also the fact it comes with a bra suggests they might want you to wear them when you either play the game, or just wear them in general. Which I would classify as "weird". To some, that wouldn't be weird, but still disturbing in some light.

 

[dududf]

Thank you Japan, for bringing us to a new high.

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Thanks for correcting that.

I think the fact that they bundled breasts into a game for extra "Realism" is so funny that.. that.. I just can't stop laughing at the Wiiiiin.

Thank You Japan. I have more reason to love the worlds crazy side.

 

[Sewblon]

Wow... why does Japan have to be like that?

I don't know if it is still in effect, but I once went to a website of funny laws and saw that Japan has no age of consent, so let's just say this isn't the worst thing to come out of the Land of the Rising Sun.

I think it is 13 now, but I am not sure if that figure is in years, months or days.

 

[mokes310]

Thank you Japan, for bringing us to a new low.

I fucking hate some aspects of my culture.

Seriously, release all this shit that you want, but can't you just do it in a different language, and get it to be released only in a different country so you don't associate all Japanese as being completely 24/7 perverted fucks.

EDIT: Just sorta pissed because stuff like this makes people like me, normal Japanese Americans look like total creeps. Lots of people I know try to use stuff like this against me and it gets reeaaaaaally annoying after a while.

Apologies if I offended you.

I was merely trying to make humorous comment in relation to the plethora of sex related interactive media that's published in Japan. Truth be told, American's are no different. We simply sell other sex related "toys & entertainment."

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

... Uh.
You know, this is probably better than the alternative.
Which would be real ones.
Because seriously. Backpain, man. Extreme freaking backpain.

 

[Turtleboy1017]

Thank you Japan, for bringing us to a new low.

I fucking hate some aspects of my culture.

Seriously, release all this shit that you want, but can't you just do it in a different language, and get it to be released only in a different country so you don't associate all Japanese as being completely 24/7 perverted fucks.

EDIT: Just sorta pissed because stuff like this makes people like me, normal Japanese Americans look like total creeps. Lots of people I know try to use stuff like this against me and it gets reeaaaaaally annoying after a while.

Apologies if I offended you.

I was merely trying to make humorous comment in relation to the plethora of sex related interactive media that's published in Japan. Truth be told, American's are no different. We simply sell other sex related "toys & entertainment."

Oh no worries, its okay. I highly doubt you actually think of all of us like this, just saw the product and sort of snapped about how retarded MY culture is. No grudges against you or anything, in fact more to Japan as I really hate some of the retarded shit they churn out.

Well, at least we'll be the first country with real Transformers!

 

[mokes310]

...Well, at least we'll be the first country with real Transformers!

I think it'll be a close race between Japan, South Korea or China.

 

[Gamegodtre]

god bless Japan altho i prefer b or c cups myself but hey i must say this has been the funniest thing outta japan ive ever seen