Japanese Porn Game Comes With Breasts, G-Cup Bra

Sven und EIN HUND

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WHAT?!?!??!?!??!

Fuck that's not right... Whoever the dev behind this is -loiters angrily- they must have no respect for man... Although there are probably some people who would buy this shit...
 

bkd69

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You mean for another five dollars I could've gotten a computer game too? Bastards.
 

Hellgate

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lol... next time theyl make a a real size torso or add a manekin or some thing xD
Japanese are just WIERD
 

TheHitcher

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God, I'm just lost for words. I really want to make a sarcastic comment, I just don't know what to say.
 

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Uh...So a porn company in Japan that sells fake boobs with a porn game instantly labels the country they hail from as insane? *shrugs.*

On topic: I've never bought games for some gimmicky items attached to them--only exception would be if they have a sound track of good music in them (like "Dark Spire"). However this...Well, they may work as stress balls. >.>
 

iJosh

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mokes310 said:
Thank you Japan, for bringing us to a new low.

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Apologies if I offended anyone.

I was merely trying to make humorous comment in relation to the plethora of sex related interactive media that's published in Japan. Not meaning to be 'inflammatory' in any way.
This. Also, Nice use of the word plethora. First time that I've seen it.
 

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Serris said:
Ryuk2 said:
One of many reasons to not like Japanese people. Come on! Who would buy this stuff? Are they crazy? In that picture you can see someone actually wearing it. That's just sick!
Origin Of Resistance said:
So, next I bet there will be one for the female gamers too?

Japan. What will they come up with next?
A penis controller. The ''joy'' stick that can be attached to female (Japanese) gamers. Wait. I think that has been already made... nevermind.
the guy who has a nickname ryuk2, with a picture of said fictional character (ryuk), says this is one of the many reasons to hate japanese people. does he not see anything ironic in his own statement?
Well, i don't. My PC was made in Japan and some other stuff that's on my desk. I don't hate them, i just have a lot of reasons to hate them. Let me put it this way : a flower can grow from a pile of shit.
There is a lot to like in Japanese people too, but sometimes i feel ashamed of liking or having something from Japan.
 

Christemo

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this is below Team Ninja level. altho i have high believes in that they can turn even Samus Aran into a boobyfest in Other M.

really, whoever made these is a 40-year old virgin who has wasted 20 of those years "doin´ his thing" at hentai.
 

Therumancer

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Hmmm, well to be fair a lot of hentai is created by women, which makes things even more disturbing. I remember a long time ago it was a big deal on anime forums and such, when I guess there was a big "coming out" in Japan, including the revelation that some hentai creators used male "pen names" and even employed "front men" to pretend to be them at cons. One of the arguements being allegedly that they felt porn sold better if created by a guy, not to mention that society laughs and dismisses the work of a "pervy guy" where with a girl it can be differant (the differance between a sl@t and beefcake). A lot of female manga artists and such also do special requests for money (ie Fan Service). For a "few" bucks you can pretty much get any CLAMP character doing anything you can think of as a personal drawing just for you apparently.

I have no idea about this game however, just saying we can't put it on men, especially in Japan the mastermind behind this could be a girl with a breast fetish just as easily. :p

As far as Team Ninja goes (to be blunt), I enjoy my pervy bits in games. Yes it's low brow, but let me be honest: I'm a 34 year old disabled loser who lives in his parents basement, has a dent in his head, probable brain damage (would need to open the top of my head to find out , and really what's the point since they can't do anything about it as I've had explained to me), and takes tons of medication. Team Ninja knows how to insert some entertaining soft core porn into what are otherwise solid games.

If anything I kind of wish more game companies were as good at doing this, and would do it in other generes, as well as perhaps even taking things further.

Ashamend? Well not really (as you might guess from some of my other messages), I mean heck, when you get down to it I'm exactly the kind of guy that is supposed to consume porn. Truthfully though I find most straight pornography boring, I find it more entertaining when it's part of an overall non-porn experience. A game like "ginormous breast fantasy" isn't quite my cup of tea, but hey... to each their own.

Plus look at it this way: Modern Warfare 2 can no longer claim it has to most lavish special order package.

Also I imagine one day we WILL finally have breast controllers. We just need certain technology to reduce in price, but frankly so many people have thought of it, it's inevitable.
 

KazNecro

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I really, really, REALLY feel icky right now. Japanese eroge developers are constantly proving just how low they think their consumer audience really is. I mean why would they burn lean tissue in researching and developing this thing if they didn't think there would be a market for it?

On a lighter note: I guess if a guy wanted to dress for Halloween as, say, a Hooters girl, they can now have the right accessories for it.