Froggy Slayer said:
Hopefully this is the beginning of the end for all of these fucking awful reality shows that only serve to drain the intelligence and drive away from society.
If Geordie Shore or The Only Way is Essex are canceled before the end of the year, I will dance in my underwear through the streets singing with the same kind of joy that a mother has when witnessing her infant child for the first time. Probably more joy, to be honest.
Actually, New Jersey is our country's Asshole, so, I guess they are just shit-people. Really, they are proud of their stupidity and think it makes them cool. Also, has anyone else noticed that TLC has become haven for the shittiest low-brow reality shows? Inappropriately named "Toddlers & Tiaras," it should be Toddlers IN Tiaras, is about neither gorgeous women in tiaras, nor their children, but beauty obsessed control-freak mothers and their satan-spawn, the worst offender of this is the new one "Here comes Honey-Boo-Boo" or whatever variation thereof they used. It is about a fat girl who lives with her insanely obese mother, who constantly enters her daughter in beauty pageants that she never wins. Also, did I mention fat rednecks? Because the whole family is that. Then there is the whole reason for this rant, "Cake Boss," who is the same fuckin' "Hoboken is the greatest city on Earth, in New Jersey, the greatest state in the universe!" ass-hat that made Snooki and her ilk famous, only with less sexy, and more lumpy old-guy with a hot wife who bakes cakes for a living. What the fuck.
You know what IS a great reality show? "Gene Simmons' Family Jewels!" He is an amazing father, he loves his kids and his wife (Yeah, they finally got married!) and he constantly goes out of his way to spend time with them and be a great father! But I bet none of you has heard of it, because the shit like Jersey Shore is polluting the landscape making great TV impossible to find. Netflix has the first half-dozen seasons available, and you should really watch it, because he is hilarious.