Jesus-ifying Zero Punctuation

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because they have no originality.

 

[Silver Scribbler]

if God wanted me dead, she'd do it herself.

And where did you learn that little nugget?

The only place I have seen god portrayed as a female is in the film Dogma.

EDIT - Woops, just saw someone had posted this above, my bad.

 

[Legion]

but also that we thought it was unfair that a man without any understanding of why we wanted them telling us we couldn't have them.

Extremely poor choice of words, that phrase cannot be perceived in any way except that you are pro-slavery.

It doesn't matter why people want slaves for Christ sake.

snip

It was a fucking joke.
Seriously, guys.

You'd think they'd have learnt by now Max.

I'm from the South as well - I don't see the point in having "pride" in being born in a place.
Doesn't make any sense.

Indeed, although it's incredible how few people understand how illogical it is.

 

[Bernzz]

Don't worry OP, wanting to rip clothing off women is part of growing up, you don't need to feel ashamed

Absolute win.

OT: I guess they do it because it makes money and they haven't been stopped.