Jesus vs Godzilla

[linkvegeta]

First of all i would like to note that i hope i am not offending anyone and if i do i apologize.

I had an interesting idea for a movie and i thought that Jesus vs Godzilla would be a hit. imagine a movie where Godzilla is at it again and then Jesus comes to save us by fending off Godzilla. Note that Jesus is being an awesome bad ass with super powered moves. Would you watch it? I would.

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

There was, in fact, a movie titled "Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter." I swear, I'm not making this up.

Behold:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Christ:_Vampire_Hunter

 

[Rylot]

Shhh, SyFy channel will hear you. God knows they'd have no problem producing it.

 

[ExaltedK9]

There would be a box office explosion. I would go see it. Jesus is the best super hero you could cast.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

It'd be one sided.....Jesus would always turn the other cheek....

 

[ultrachicken]

Jesus would instantly kill Godzilla by turning the water in its blood into wine.

 

[linkvegeta]

There was, in fact, a movie titled "Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter." I swear, I'm not making this up.

Behold:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Christ:_Vampire_Hunter

That is wicked right there, no one messes with jesus

Shhh, SyFy channel will hear you. God knows they'd have no problem producing it.

lol im guessing you wouldnt watch it, i would. it would be pretty cool.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I would but it seems like it would be over in ten minutes.

Here's how I see it going:
Godzilla runs a muck, making the world go to all hell. The world gets to its last resort of nuke and it fails, so people pray. Then jesus comes out of that statue in South America over looking Rio (I think, could be wrong). He calls god (Dad) to smite Godzilla and the movie ends with Jesus ascending to heaven, saying he will never let that happen againa nd we get a quick cut to an egg of Godzilla thats rumbling and/or hatches.

... oka. Maybe an hour. With commercials. But I'd still see it.

 

[Drakmeire]

I think that I my have found a better idea when I was browsing online.
http://www.goodwordediting.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/godzillajesus.jpg
Thank you internet!

 

[linkvegeta]

I would but it seems like it would be over in ten minutes.

Here's how I see it going:
Godzilla runs a muck, making the world go to all hell. The world gets to its last resort of nuke and it fails, so people pray. Then jesus comes out of that statue in South America over looking Rio (I think, could be wrong). He calls god (Dad) to smite Godzilla and the movie ends with Jesus ascending to heaven, saying he will never let that happen againa nd we get a quick cut to an egg of Godzilla thats rumbling and/or hatches.

... oka. Maybe an hour. With commercials. But I'd still see it.

Jesus comes out of the statue by it exploding when the dust settles you see him standing there with sunglasses and he says something cool

 

[Axzarious]

I think that I my have found a better idea when I was browsing online.
http://www.goodwordediting.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/godzillajesus.jpg
Thank you internet!

This. Would. Be. Epic.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I would but it seems like it would be over in ten minutes.

Here's how I see it going:
Godzilla runs a muck, making the world go to all hell. The world gets to its last resort of nuke and it fails, so people pray. Then jesus comes out of that statue in South America over looking Rio (I think, could be wrong). He calls god (Dad) to smite Godzilla and the movie ends with Jesus ascending to heaven, saying he will never let that happen againa nd we get a quick cut to an egg of Godzilla thats rumbling and/or hatches.

... oka. Maybe an hour. With commercials. But I'd still see it.

Jesus comes out of the statue by it exploding when the dust settles you see him standing there with sunglasses and he says something cool

True true. XD Still be awesome.

 

[Rylot]

lol im guessing you wouldnt watch it, i would. it would be pretty cool.

Nah, I'd be all over that. Just with things like Transmophers SyFy has few qualms about stealing ideas.

 

[linkvegeta]

I think that I my have found a better idea when I was browsing online.
http://www.goodwordediting.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/godzillajesus.jpg
Thank you internet!

oh boy! i can see that one having a slightly more interesting story.

 

[TeeBs]

What about Santa Vs. The Martians, an actual movie.

 

[Dog Wednesday]

Never happen. The writers will spend the next 2000 years debating Jesus' super powers and where he first met Godzilla. So many scripts will be written that no one will remember the original. Meanwhile others will continue not giving a toss about it and watch 'Atheist Man vs The Male Atheist'. Fans of this show will then turn to the Jesus writters and say "You guys are so pathetic" all the while blissfully unaware that the Atheist Man writters were equally divided on how to proceed with making 'Atheist Man 2: Death To The Transgender Agnostic'. During all this I shall hug pandas and remark "You are all silly, hug a panda."

 

[xdom125x]

I would totally watch it
But what if jesus was piloting a giant mecha for the fight? You know, to put himself at a slight disadvantage.

 

[linkvegeta]

I would but it seems like it would be over in ten minutes.

Here's how I see it going:
Godzilla runs a muck, making the world go to all hell. The world gets to its last resort of nuke and it fails, so people pray. Then jesus comes out of that statue in South America over looking Rio (I think, could be wrong). He calls god (Dad) to smite Godzilla and the movie ends with Jesus ascending to heaven, saying he will never let that happen againa nd we get a quick cut to an egg of Godzilla thats rumbling and/or hatches.

... oka. Maybe an hour. With commercials. But I'd still see it.

Jesus comes out of the statue by it exploding when the dust settles you see him standing there with sunglasses and he says something cool

True true. XD Still be awesome.

would it be better if it was animated or real people acting?

lol im guessing you wouldnt watch it, i would. it would be pretty cool.

Nah, I'd be all over that. Just with things like Transmophers SyFy has few qualms about stealing ideas.

yeah,well i kinda wish they did, they could steal the idea and i would just be happy it got made.

Never happen. The writers will spend the next 2000 years debating Jesus' super powers and where he first met Godzilla. So many scripts will be written that no one will remember the original. Meanwhile others will continue not giving a toss about it and watch 'Atheist Man vs The Male Atheist'. Fans of this show will then turn to the Jesus writters and say "You guys are so pathetic" all the while blissfully unaware that the Atheist Man writters were equally divided on how to proceed with making 'Atheist Man 2: Death To The Transgender Agnostic'. During all this I shall hug pandas and remark "You are all silly, hug a panda."

yeah i doubt it would ever get made but it is still an interesting idea

 

[UnderCoverGuest]

Turn the other cheek my son...

...so I can blast it with my toxic fire breath! Graaaaaaaargh! Hisssssss! Buuuurn! Oh no, I'm on fire! RAAAAARGH!

No, bed time, bed time! Damn it! Sleep...sleep...

Thanks for the topic though, I'm gonna have awesome dreams tonight.

 

[JacobyPAX]

I wouldn't watch Jesus vs. Godzilla, but I would watch Godzilla vs. MechaChrist.

There was, in fact, a movie titled "Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter." I swear, I'm not making this up.

Behold:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Christ:_Vampire_Hunter

I've seen that movie, it has an excellent theme song.