Jesus vs Godzilla

[MrNickster]

They already made a flash animation about that.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/453097

 

[linkvegeta]

They already made a flash animation about that.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/453097

OH MY GOD! hahaha
after i watched that i watched this

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/498699

 

[My name is Fiction]

Shhh, SyFy channel will hear you. God knows they'd have no problem producing it.

"Oh but they make such good movies like... [ sarcasm ]
Ice Spiders
Fire Spiders
Acid Spiders
Zombies Spiders

 

[Knusper]

I think I would watch it, but Godzilla would win, he can fly, if you don't believe me, go and watch the classic films, one of them as him attacking a flying tadpole by crawling up into a ball and breathing fire so that he flies. And after all, something that flies automatically equates to something that kicks ass.

 

[jackpipsam]

Jesus would lose

 

[Chromatic Aberration]

ahhh Jesus alone would be kinda lame -
Super Mecha Death Christ on the other hand would not be:

 

[Palademon]

Well, Jesus can walk on water and heal people, whereas Godzilla is a massive mutant dinosaur than can breath fire in many incarnations. So unless Jesus tries to get Godzilla drunk with wine...well, he'd still be screwed.

 

[smeghead25]

Jesus would lose. He was just an epic conman. But JESUSZILLA on the other hand. Well he's actually GODZILLA and the HOLY GHOSTZILLA. ALL in one.

 

[pejhmon]

I had an interesting idea for a movie and i thought that Jesus vs Godzilla would be a hit. imagine a movie where Godzilla is at it again and then Jesus comes to save us by fending off Godzilla. Note that Jesus is being an awesome bad ass with super powered moves. Would you watch it? I would.

I vote the other way round

 

[WolfThomas]

Well, Jesus can walk on water and heal people, whereas Godzilla is a massive mutant dinosaur than can breath fire in many incarnations. So unless Jesus tries to get Godzilla drunk with wine...well, he'd still be screwed.

Human body is 60% water, I assume it's similar for Godzilla. Replacing all that with wine should kill him outright.

Jesus would instantly kill Godzilla by turning the water in its blood into wine.

wouldn't that just get him drunk... what if godzilla is a really mean drunk?

It's not just the water in his blood, it's all the water in his body (possibly 50-60% of his body mass). If the alcohol posioning didn't kill him, the massive shift in osmolarities as well as pH (wine is acidic) would kill him.

 

[linkvegeta]

Jesus would lose. He was just an epic conman. But JESUSZILLA on the other hand. Well he's actually GODZILLA and the HOLY GHOSTZILLA. ALL in one.

yeah a mecha Jesus vs Godzilla definitely seems like a fair match