I finally worked out - with poetry,
any angry request garners more sympathy
So I say in this verse - This vid was the shit
and what I demand is much more just like it
And if you don't meet this, I'll kick down your door
and verbally lash you with hatred and scorn
then I find iron chairs and tie you both - Wow!
That was getting too violent - maybe I should calm down.
(And before you say, reader, that Wow makes no rhymes
with down, and together they make verbal crimes,
I kindly ask you to go stick it; you see
It's a five minute job - so I hereby decree
That I don't really care if it's good, bad, or worse
I'm not spending hours on this little verse
It's simply a case that I want to look clever
without adding effort into this small endeavor!
Oh what, is that sad? Don't act so above me,
for I know you were thinking, in some small degree
of doing the same, except smaller and lame
how did I know? Well, we're all the damn same!)
P.S. for precautions, I'll say this right here,
So I don't end up in health meter arrears:
Any insult I wrote was just for a laugh,
so don't take it seriously, 'cause most of it's crap!
