... well that was fun, wasn't it fellow viewers.
Now I have no idea what to comment.
No idea at all.
I guess I should just say that I love both of them. Yahtzee feels like a king of Comedy whilst Jim can stir some shit up (Ha). I do love them both very much, keep up the good work guys.
Well.......at least the "secret cream" wasn't the OTHER creamy substance that chocobos can produce. When he mentioned that his uncle was a breeder of chocobos, I started to get a little worried. >.>
On a more serious note: great poems from both poets. Yahtzee said what everyone already thinks: stealth-game henchmen are fucking morons. And Jim delights once again by simply using something from gaming as a launching point into a dark mind of madness. I really like how his poems are more "free-style" and simply creating a completely new world that references games rather than - more like Yahtzee - actually making a parody of certain aspects of games.
THIS is why I still say Jim is the superior poet. Yahtzee's stuff is great and entertaining, but he takes us to worlds we've already visited in his own comedic style. Jim takes us to worlds we've never been to.
HA! If you think about it, both pomes today had a similar element.
Someone who didn't see/believe something that would be obvious to anyone.
Yahtzee was a guard who didn't notice there was obviously an intruder near by, and Jim......Was a crazy man covering himself in chicken poop, thinking it was from a chocobo.
Hmmm...which person was dumber/more out of touch with reality?
brilliant work, both of you! Yahtzee, you have a way with creating such vivid imagery from the perspective of a soon-to-be-dead mook in a stealth game. Those thoughts will now haunt me when I waste a guard in my next play through of Deus Ex: Human Revolution. Jim, every time I see the glow of your iPad illuminating your face, I just know, deep in my soul, something mind bogglingly insane will happen. You did not disappoint to day. I actually felt relieved it turned out to be poop.