Jim & Yahtzee's Rhymedown Spectacular: Sometimes I Join Empty Servers

[Jim And Yahtzee]

Sometimes I Join Empty Servers

Put on your poetry hats and join two of the greatest wordsmiths of our generation as they fill your ears with verse.

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[Saidan]

Nice one Yahtzee. Enjoy your Killzone Jim.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

So no poem from Jim this week. Wonder why you even bothered to film yourself playing Killzone.

 

[Combustion Kevin]

I'm startin' to think you're not taking these poems seriously, Jim.

 

[kailus13]

One poet espousing the virtues of competing against no-one, and one poet deciding not to compete. Was this planned I wonder?

I kind of want to join an empty server now. It sounds nice.

 

[Chessrook44]

So no poem from Jim this week. Wonder why you even bothered to film yourself playing Killzone.

Probably because if he didn't film himself everyone would fill the thread with questions of "Where's Jim?"

 

[Evonisia]

That was a brilliant poem, Jim.

I'm tempted to join an empty server now, but I know that doing so would be a mistake.

 

[MowDownJoe]

So no poem from Jim this week. Wonder why you even bothered to film yourself playing Killzone.

He drove all the way from Mississipi to Escapist HQ for that Killzone. They probably reminded him "Hey, you haven't done your Rhymedown poem" and he just threw that down.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

So no poem from Jim this week. Wonder why you even bothered to film yourself playing Killzone.

Probably because if he didn't film himself everyone would fill the thread with questions of "Where's Jim?"

Fair enough I suppose. Still seemed unnecessary. Could've just put up some text saying "Jim couldn't make it this week, was too busy playing Killzone."

 

[Goliath100]

You know what: Jimmy can do whatever he want as long he don't find out that Tharja from Fire Emblem: Awakening may be bisexual.

 

[BrownGaijin]

So no poem from Jim this week. Wonder why you even bothered to film yourself playing Killzone.

Not sure if... aw what the hell- (whispers) I think he was trying to be cheeky... He has a tendency to do that... You know like a joke...

 

[Canadamus Prime]

So no poem from Jim this week. Wonder why you even bothered to film yourself playing Killzone.

Not sure if... aw what the hell- (whispers) I think he was trying to be cheeky... He has a tendency to do that... You know like a joke...

Not sure if what? Joking? No I wasn't joking. And if he was trying to be cheeky, the cheekiness was lost on me.

 

[gridsleep]

Yahtzee, the accidental tourist. I often go into Rapture just to wander around. Sometimes I find things I've never seen before.
Jim, if you had managed nine more syllables, you would have had a haiku.

 

[TiberiusEsuriens]

So no poem from Jim this week. Wonder why you even bothered to film yourself playing Killzone.

Because he likes giving people the middle finger? It's exactly what I expected.

 

[Chessrook44]

So no poem from Jim this week. Wonder why you even bothered to film yourself playing Killzone.

Probably because if he didn't film himself everyone would fill the thread with questions of "Where's Jim?"

Fair enough I suppose. Still seemed unnecessary. Could've just put up some text saying "Jim couldn't make it this week, was too busy playing Killzone."

That's not as funny.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

That was pure art Jim. I am weeping tear full saturated with emotion. Your poetry speaks to me on levels I never even knew I had.

 

[Mr. Q]

Guess we won't hear from Jim for awhile. He's off killing the Helghast on PS4.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

So no poem from Jim this week. Wonder why you even bothered to film yourself playing Killzone.

Probably because if he didn't film himself everyone would fill the thread with questions of "Where's Jim?"

Fair enough I suppose. Still seemed unnecessary. Could've just put up some text saying "Jim couldn't make it this week, was too busy playing Killzone."

That's not as funny.

Well I didn't find what he did funny. I suppose I should've expected it though.

 

[iamscottevil]

Wow. Jim wins.
These get better and better, the both of you. Thanks.

 

[Teoes]

So no poem from Jim this week. Wonder why you even bothered to film yourself playing Killzone.

Probably because if he didn't film himself everyone would fill the thread with questions of "Where's Jim?"

Fair enough I suppose. Still seemed unnecessary. Could've just put up some text saying "Jim couldn't make it this week, was too busy playing Killzone."

That's not as funny.

Well I didn't find what he did funny. I suppose I should've expected it though.

He did it before with the Jimquisition for Deus Ex: Human Revolution, if that makes any difference.