Jimquisition: Monster Boobs And Plastic Children

[BehattedWanderer]

How did I miss this last week? Also, that wasn't a fleshlight, that was just your all-purpose cocksleeve.

And, as ridiculous as this video was, it's weird to say that you have a point. Maybe you might find it attractive when it's the only spankbank material you have, but that's got to be the only excuse. Anyone else doing it is there to beat one's meat to water balloons stapled to a prepubescent girl.

Let us have no suspicion when we find out that these are some of the people funding those creepy ass realdolls.

 

[cannedfury]

To be fair if they were based on women who could fight in reality, we'd just make fun of them harder.
<youtube=AX0Ak9fmX8w>
We'd even have internet comedy legend Seanbaby giving Japan whaling tips.

 

[TehMoustache]

*wibble wibble wibble wibble wibble*

This.

The boobs in DOA though, yeah no... I didn't enjoy that. I was captivated by their movement sure, but the entire time I was thinking "BOOBS DON'T MOVE LIKE THAT!!!!"

Well it's supposed to simulate invisible hands moving them, that's why they move more than "naturally". And as an owner of similar sized attributes, the movement doesn't seem that weird to me if you take into account the pad simulating hands producing the movement.

So what you're telling me is that these teen girls from DOA are being fondled by ghosts? That's creepy!

 

[wildpeaks]

*wibble wibble wibble wibble wibble*

This.

The boobs in DOA though, yeah no... I didn't enjoy that. I was captivated by their movement sure, but the entire time I was thinking "BOOBS DON'T MOVE LIKE THAT!!!!"

Well it's supposed to simulate invisible hands moving them, that's why they move more than "naturally". And as an owner of similar sized attributes, the movement doesn't seem that weird to me if you take into account the pad simulating hands producing the movement.

So what you're telling me is that these teen girls from DOA are being fondled by ghosts? That's creepy!

It's just as surreal as floating objects in games where you can't see your character's hands picking up objects.

Also it's a lot less creepy than boobs moving of their own volition :-D

 

[Triaed]

Willem Dafoe in a fleshlight... sounds like the plot for the next Defoe Mystery game by Yahtzee

 

[JimB]

[Invisible, groping hands are] a lot less creepy than boobs moving of their own volition.

Uh...this might just be my misanthropy speaking, but the idea of some invisible, unstoppable force continuously grabbing and fondling me is way more horrific than spasmodic tits; and that's before we even get to the part where those invisible molesters are doing so for the sake of making me a spectacle in their peep show.

 

[GrrWolfie]

Just to get everyone caught up, this is what a real child looks like:

And this is what a DOA character looks like:

Do we all understand the difference now?

Spot on, thankyou

.... Is this guy trying to cite examples where DoA character's faces look like children?
I mean, come on!
That's like, pretty damn spot on what people are talking about.
Hell, on faces alone, the kid almost looks more adult.

Firstly: Jim did a switcharu on his position AFTER the video was made saying it was just about the faces and didn't mention it on his next video so for a majority of viewers his original stance remains unchanged which deserves it's own criticism. Jim obviously doesn't think the fundamental shift in stance means enough to let most viewers know.

Secondly: The body is a whole piece, regardless of the face no one looks at the lower picture and says "oh yeah, what a sexy child". Also that face isn't younger looking than the childs but that's just my opinion. I don't know the DOA characters but she looks Japanese and they tend to naturally look much younger than they are. It's about intent and the body clearly shows it which is a fully formed woman.

 

[RolandOfGilead]

Couldn't agree more with Jim.
I like games full of beautiful women, but Team Ninja just never made such a game.
They can't even do it when there's only one woman in the game, like Rachel from Ninja Gaiden.

 

[FireAza]

Jim did a switcharu on his position AFTER the video was made saying it was just about the faces and didn't mention it on his next video so for a majority of viewers his original stance remains unchanged which deserves it's own criticism. Jim obviously doesn't think the fundamental shift in stance means enough to let most viewers know.

Wait, it was just the faces that Jim had issues with? Has he never heard to term "baby face"? Forget the design of fictional characters, there are plenty of real people with childish faces. This idea is almost as silly as the time the OFLC tired to ban any pornography in which the actresses are flat-chested, because clearly, the only difference between a child and an adult are a huge honkin' set of triple D jugs.

 

[brkntl]

somebody probably already though of this one, but nevertheless:

Ctrl+Alt+Del comic in 2006: http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20061025

always stuck with me

 

[Leoofmoon]

From the things I have read he is more scared of all the SJW backlash in gaming right now. Hell how DOAX3 has a bunch of sexy girls with there bras and panties nearly coming off and bouncing about I am pretty sure we can see Kotaku, Polygon and many more websites just on the "This is encouraging rape!" kind of headline.

Really the reason we wont get any sex games are from the people who consistently are pushing the narrative now that gamers are rapist waiting to happen and that male games just hate women, Jim go off and do some reading The first DOAX came out and no one though anything more of it other then "It's a game".