Jimquisition: Ubisoft - A Sad History of PC Failures

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JET1971 said:
Ubi didn't make FC1, It was Crytek that made it and Ubi just published. It was after FC1 that Ubi took over the development of the series leading to Crytek telling them to shove it where the sun doesn't shine and making Crysis with EA as a publisher. Yeah Ubi was so bad a developer told them to go fuck themselves.
Correct. That's exactly why I wouldn't buy it; Ubisoft would get the money for it.
 

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Thanatos2k said:
canadamus_prime said:
Thanatos2k said:
canadamus_prime said:
Catasros said:
this is all a bad joke, right? A bad, tasteless joke? Right? Ubisoft can't possibly be this much a bunch of moronic bastards, right? No?

. . . Is there ANY game publishers out there that we can still trust? At all?
In simple terms
about sums it up.
Game publishers are dicks. All of them.
Explain CD Projekt Red and Gog.com then.
GoG is not a publisher, they're a online retailer or digital distribution outlet. As for CD Project Red... jury's still out on them.
Digital distribution platforms is publishing at this point.

How is the jury still out on CD Projekt Red?

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/witcher-2-dev-stops-pursuing-pirates/1100-6348579/
CD Projekt CEO and cofounder Marcin Iwinski has released an open letter to the gaming community revealing that the studio will immediately stop identifying and contacting pirates.
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/witcher-2-dev-will-never-use-any-drm/1100-6365165/
CEO Marcin Iwinski said it will never again use DRM.
CD Projekt Red thinks DRM doesn't help.

"Every subsequent game, we will never use any DRM anymore. It's just overcomplicating things,"
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2013/06/17/cdp-on-free-witcher-dlc-next-gen-drm-concerns/
"But at the end of the day, the game [counts] ? and not the money. Because the game will make the money if it?s good. Some people think it?s the other way around, and in the short run ? business-wise ? it makes sense. ?I will sell this small thing for three dollars. It will make me $300,000. It?s good money. I will show more profit.? But at the end of the day, how many fans have you lost? And that?s just a very simple mentality we try to avoid.?
They have cared only for gamers for years.
No, no they're not. Not in the same sense that say EA is a publisher at any rate.
And when I said that the jury is still out on CD Project Red, I meant with me personally, not in general because I don't know a lot about them.
 

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Did anyone else expect the "PC" in the video title to be referring to political correctness? Because they're pretty shit at that too.
 

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JET1971 said:
Ubi didn't make FC1, It was Crytek that made it and Ubi just published. It was after FC1 that Ubi took over the development of the series leading to Crytek telling them to shove it where the sun doesn't shine and making Crysis with EA as a publisher. Yeah Ubi was so bad a developer told them to go fuck themselves.
That's even worse - Ubi were so bad, a developer preferred EA over them. Fucking EA. That says a lot.
 

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No, no they're not. Not in the same sense that say EA is a publisher at any rate.
And when I said that the jury is still out on CD Project Red, I meant with me personally, not in general because I don't know a lot about them.
GOG.com belongs to CD Projekt. As for the good things they did:
The Witcher receiving 2 free DLCs and then an Enhanced Edition with everyone who bought the game earlier being able to upgrade to EE.
The Witcher 2 standard retail edition (not limited, not collectors, bog standard) having a shitton of goodies in it, the game receiving a miriad of free DLC and the whole Enhanced Edition thing happening again.
Everyone being able to activate their copies of the Witcher games on GOG.com and getting all the extra goodeis for no extra cost.
GOG.com in general - totally DRM free, do giveaways every sale, great customer service.
 

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MarsAtlas said:
I was expecting Jim to use that to slay two dragons with one bolt.

That is how the saying goes, correct?
Lol from now on yes, that is how that saying goes. Way better than two birds.
 

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RealRT said:
canadamus_prime said:
No, no they're not. Not in the same sense that say EA is a publisher at any rate.
And when I said that the jury is still out on CD Project Red, I meant with me personally, not in general because I don't know a lot about them.
GOG.com belongs to CD Projekt. As for the good things they did:
The Witcher receiving 2 free DLCs and then an Enhanced Edition with everyone who bought the game earlier being able to upgrade to EE.
The Witcher 2 standard retail edition (not limited, not collectors, bog standard) having a shitton of goodies in it, the game receiving a miriad of free DLC and the whole Enhanced Edition thing happening again.
Everyone being able to activate their copies of the Witcher games on GOG.com and getting all the extra goodeis for no extra cost.
GOG.com in general - totally DRM free, do giveaways every sale, great customer service.
GoG is still not a game publisher in the same way that Steam is not a game publisher. Valve is the game publisher that runs Steam.

Ok, MOST game publishers are dicks then.
 

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Yeah... it is rather annoying when a publisher blatantly treats PC gamers like second class citizens.
Really? I find it rather annoying when PC gamers treat anyone who isn't a PC gamer as a second class citizen.
Yeah, that is rather stupid when some PC gamers do that, I don't approve of that sort of behaviour.
 

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Darth_Payn said:
Damn, Zach, you have some truly iconic zingers today!
And my iconic catchphrases are available as DLC[footnote]Content may be on-disc but locked away because we feel like it[/footnote] if you pre-order from Gamestop.

Catasros said:
this is all a bad joke, right? A bad, tasteless joke? Right? Ubisoft can't possibly be this much a bunch of moronic bastards, right? No?

. . . Is there ANY game publishers out there that we can still trust? At all?
They read as petty and spiteful to me. I know I'm not alone, here, either. I don't know if they actually are, but I don't think they're morons. Image is important, though, and if people see them this way, they might as well be.

Pretty much every time they open their mouths on something, I expect their spokesperson du jour to put on some sunglasses, say "deal with it," and drop a microphone.

I don't hate them, mind, but I do get the strong sent of dickweed from their general direction.

Thanatos2k said:
Average PC hardware is better than the "next gen" consoles? YOU DON'T SAY! Gotta keep the stupid people ignorant, or else they might notice something is amiss!
The real question is, would it matter much? The 360 and PS3 were getting sold, and more importantly, people were buying the games for them. Do they really expect people to give a crap? I doubt most people are buying consoles because they think their power rivals that of a decent gaming rig.

Trishbot said:
Meanwhile, the ONLY two Ubisoft games I was interested in the past decade, Prince of Persia 2008 and Beyond Good & Evil, STILL have no follow-ups to their cliffhanger finales.

But we've gotten eight Assassin's Creed games in 6 years.
Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure all the recent PoP games combined sold less (all platforms) than one Ass Creed sequel (on a single platform).

Ubisoft said it wasn't interested in games it couldn't franchise. What I think it meant was it wasn't interested in games it couldn't make ten million sales on annually. And who can blame them? If you can't sell 10 million units, you might as well take your ball and go home. Or blame piracy.
 

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A more succinct beatdown the world has not seen. Ubisoft is annoying on consoles, but they're utter cunts on PC.
 

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Zak757 said:
Did anyone else expect the "PC" in the video title to be referring to political correctness? Because they're pretty shit at that too.
we don't say "PC" anymore...we say "not being a jerk" the former is now considered too...."harsh"...it has negative connotations

[sub/]how's that for being meta?[/sub]

Magmarock said:
Also there's no way of saying this without sounding like an elitist so you have been warned.
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eh if they want to call you an elitist for being honest thats their problem....

....I'm not entirly sure PC gamers have more control...I mean sure theres mods, which might be your entire point...but were still subject to DRM...even if its freindly faced DRM like Steam

Zachary Amaranth said:
Ubisoft said it wasn't interested in games it couldn't franchise. What I think it meant was it wasn't interested in games it couldn't make ten million sales on annually. And who can blame them? If you can't sell 10 million units, you might as well take your ball and go home. Or blame piracy.
as long your game proftits it shouldn't be an issue you don't need to be COD to turn a profit....
 

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Vault101 said:
Zachary Amaranth said:
Ubisoft said it wasn't interested in games it couldn't franchise. What I think it meant was it wasn't interested in games it couldn't make ten million sales on annually. And who can blame them? If you can't sell 10 million units, you might as well take your ball and go home. Or blame piracy.
as long your game proftits it shouldn't be an issue you don't need to be COD to turn a profit....
Sooo... is Ubisoft one of those companies owned by shareholders who've never held a console control in their entire life? You know, the kind whose experience with PC gaming only extends to playing solitaire? Because if it is, it explains the retarded hunt for profits at the expense of the customers good-will.
 

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Grimh said:
Have they even shown the pocket watch ingame yet? This is just ridiculous.
Not in-game, but they showed it in the reveal trailer...I think? Swear I remember it being in the trailer. Not the most iconic item if I can't quite remember its presence.

Aiden Pearce's hat is NOT iconic. His jacket is more iconic than his hat. If his hat were a top hat and came with a retractable monocle, then MAYBE it'd be ironic. For me, though, I want the jacket
 

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SomeGuySomewhereHere said:
I'll just leave this here.

http://whatifgaming.com/the-division-developer-insider-we-already-downgraded-a-few-things

That is truly one of the saddest thing i have ever read in my life, developers know they can make the game look amazing on PC but they are forced by some idiot in marketing to cripple it intentionally so the console don't look at under powered as they are. Why will this even effect sales in any way ? If someone already has a PS4 or xbone then they will buy a game they want on that console, it wont stop them buying it at all as it looks better on another platform , that's retarded nobody thinks like that, that would be like saying "you know what i need a car, i like the ford fiesta but i am not going to buy that ford fiesta as its not as fast as a bugatti veyron". What next all PC games locked to low settings to run on a Intel HD4000 as people who have this will not buy it if it looks better on quad SLI 780ti.

Its just sad so sad that we have gotten to this point, and the blame rests with the industry over hyping a new generation of consoles that are going to look 1000 times better and be 1000 times faster. well no they are not that powerful so just accept it and make the best game you can on all platforms, its not even going to cost you anything as you are REMOVING COMPLETED FEATURES!

IF i was a dev i would intentionally hide the settings in the code and then make a "unofficial" mod that re-enabled them. Or just put them back in at the end of development, what are they going to do go back in time and un-spend all there money ?
 

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I am super glad I opted to wait a month before deciding to buy this game or not. And after seeing all the complaints on it, I passed on it and just watched a let's play. To be honest, the game is a bit of a disappointment. It's just inconsistent in it's storytelling and I thought we'd be able to interact more with the environment and the AI is a combination of smart and dumb. The police were run over each other with their cars in one video and at times help the gang members while the civilians called the police and the police go after the player instead of criminal NPC who fired the gun. Not to say it wasn't a bit hilarious to watch.
 

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I'm thinking there must be some kind of insidious plot being run by both Ubisoft and EA to turn PC players into console gamers by making it as inconvenient as possible to play their games on PC. Someone must investigate! o o
 

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This, and the graphic downgrade practice (which was already linked here, so rock on guys for that), is pretty much exactly why I no longer own a modern console; I'm not getting anything for it.

In the Golden Age, consoles were more powerful (for price) than PCs because they were dedicated. They were easier to produce for and sell for because of this dedication. They wound up losing the graphical edge (when it had it) here and there, losing it almost entirely by the end of the PS2 era, but they were consistently solid products (due to denying games low-level access). There're also the benefits of user-mods, in the 5th-6th gen, though they weren't as widespread, and that was back when *actual* piracy (the *selling* of someone else's content... pirate carts, etc.) was actually a prominent thing.

I don't know... maybe it was growing up in MUDs and with tech that gave me respect for gaming and the culture... maybe it was just me and mine. The single argument that art and business don't mix is pretty much the end-all of it, for me... and EA and Ubi sorta show their asses to prove that right.
 

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This "PC vs Console" bullshit has to end, and I think I have a solution. All we need is to strip down irrelevancy/redundancy and construct the console to fit into a standard PC optical bay - many people don't even use them anymore, making it just so much empty space in many casings. Then, develop a secondary OS software that will allow the internal, standardized components to "take over" the primary CPU while active, turning the outside hardware into essentially a fancy, combination HDMI cable and internet connector (with access to certain other key components, of course). This way, one can retain the consistency of a gaming console AND the flexibility of gaming PC's in a single machine.

It wouldn't have to be one-way, either. The same OS software could allow the host computer to utilize this "console card" as a secondary GPU and/or HDRAM when not otherwise in use.

I believe this is the way to go in future. Certainly there could - and should - still be stand-alone machines, but this would bridge a lot of gaps. It opens up game developers to new audiences without the need to "port", as long as they are willing to put in the effort to allow for their software to run on more powerful systems (governed by the secondary OS, not the internal settings from either primary), while at the same time reducing overall production costs for the hardware developers.

Nintendo, of all people, seems to be getting closer and closer to this, with the Wii and WiiU designs, and I have to say, I wouldn't be sorry to see them do it.
 

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and another thing. I do not think it's fair calling Ubisoft the European EA. They are worse. They are the European Activision.