Valet parking.
Fun, right? Driving fancy cars and whatnot?
Well, the pay is below minimum wage because "the tips cover the rest," which most of the time they do not.
Plus that, tips get taxed a massive amount, so that wad of crumpled, filthy, and most of the time ripped in half dollar bills you come home with are just going to be taken out of your paycheck in the form of taxes.
The hours are ass, I get a Monday through Sunday schedule every Friday, except when they're late, and my hours are always different. Some days early mornings, some days overnight from 11pm to 7am. If anyone cancels following my shift, I have to stay late. Love it when the overnight guy is late and I have to stay an extra three hours on top of my usual 3pm to 11pm shift...
And not to mention, the hotel guests are absolute morons...
"I left something in my car and need it out..." Great! I'll walk all the way up to the garage, get it for you, and walk all the way back down. Oh, no tip? Yep. Just going to pay my next bill with a big fat stack of "thank yous..."
Wow, I really like your hundred thousand dollar sports car. Take care of it? Of course! No tip? Guess I should think twice next time I see you.
You're just going to take fifteen minutes to check in? That's okay. No charge. Leave the keys in the car. We aren't going to move it. Three hours later, "what do you mean I have to pay for parking?"
And boy, some of the nerve.
You've left your Prius on the ramp. That's fine as long as you'll only take fifteen to twenty minutes to check in, but I need the keys.
No?
Why do we need the keys if we aren't parking the car?
Buddy, we've got the keys to a Jaguar XJS, two Supercharged Range Rovers, and a Lamborghini. Leave your goddamned Prius keys down here or we're towing it...
Finishing college and quitting... I just can't anymore.
Fun, right? Driving fancy cars and whatnot?
Well, the pay is below minimum wage because "the tips cover the rest," which most of the time they do not.
Plus that, tips get taxed a massive amount, so that wad of crumpled, filthy, and most of the time ripped in half dollar bills you come home with are just going to be taken out of your paycheck in the form of taxes.
The hours are ass, I get a Monday through Sunday schedule every Friday, except when they're late, and my hours are always different. Some days early mornings, some days overnight from 11pm to 7am. If anyone cancels following my shift, I have to stay late. Love it when the overnight guy is late and I have to stay an extra three hours on top of my usual 3pm to 11pm shift...
And not to mention, the hotel guests are absolute morons...
"I left something in my car and need it out..." Great! I'll walk all the way up to the garage, get it for you, and walk all the way back down. Oh, no tip? Yep. Just going to pay my next bill with a big fat stack of "thank yous..."
Wow, I really like your hundred thousand dollar sports car. Take care of it? Of course! No tip? Guess I should think twice next time I see you.
You're just going to take fifteen minutes to check in? That's okay. No charge. Leave the keys in the car. We aren't going to move it. Three hours later, "what do you mean I have to pay for parking?"
And boy, some of the nerve.
You've left your Prius on the ramp. That's fine as long as you'll only take fifteen to twenty minutes to check in, but I need the keys.
No?
Why do we need the keys if we aren't parking the car?
Buddy, we've got the keys to a Jaguar XJS, two Supercharged Range Rovers, and a Lamborghini. Leave your goddamned Prius keys down here or we're towing it...
Finishing college and quitting... I just can't anymore.