Jokes about Dragon Age 2

[Scars Unseen]

I think my favorite joke came from David Gaider a while back when people were bemoaning the sorry state of the game before the game was even out:


To be or not to be
Whether 'tis nobler in the RPG to suffer
The slings and arrows of developer whims
Or to take arms against a wheel of dialogue
And, by opposing, play not.

 

[tzimize]

The hottest female character is your own sister.
Ouch.

Hahahahahahahahah!

Its funny because its true.

 

[StBishop]

Isabella's comment to Merrill regarding men vs. women.

"A man is good for one thing. A woman is good for six."

"Really? What six?"

"ISABELLA!"

Is it bad that it took me a few seconds to get the joke?

Obviously not... I still don't get it.

EDIT:
[sarcasm]
Someone on the Bioware Forums explained it. Men are good for Killing things, Women are good for; Killing things, Sex, Cooking, Cleaning, Ironing, and Washing.
[/sarcasm]

 

[theevilsanta]

Well I laughed heartily through much of DA2, not so much in this thread. The Carver comment made me crack a smile though.

Isabela: If we kill them we can take their stuff!
Isabela: Let's loot the bodies!

repeat for infinity

edit: SPOILER

Spoiler

We MUST find a peaceful solution to the Qunari issue!

...

lol, jk