Journey through MS Paint

[Urgh76]

This is how it'll work.

This thread shall give commands, which I then shall draw very poorly through Paint, giving off the next action. Be silly, creative, whatever! Let's make this fun

Who are you? You really don't know. The room seems familiar, but your surroundings remain alien. The sun is shining through the window, and the door remains unlocked, a few papers scattered throughout the floor

You can see a hatrack with a coat, some documents on a desk next to a telephone, a locked chest and a safe. What do you suppose we do now?

 

[Miles000]

Eat the clock!

Do it... You know you want to!

 

[Urgh76]

Eat the clock!

Do it... You know you want to!

You attempt to shove the clock down your mighty throat, but to no avail. A vent is revealed behind the clock though

 

[Sehnsucht Engel]

Open the door and throw the clock out, while screaming.

 

[Urgh76]

Open the door and throw the clock out, while screaming.

You hurdle the clock as quickly as your arms allow you to, bellowing out a shrill shriek that a banshee would be proud of, sending it flying through the hall. That thing could be dangerous you know.

Hey, the door was open

 

[Sehnsucht Engel]

Close the door and lay down in fetal position. It's scary outside.

 

[Berithil]

Ignore the open door and go stick your head in the waste basket.

Hey, there might be valuable clues in there....

[sub][sub]or just trash[/sub][/sub]

 

[Urgh76]

Close the door and lay down in fetal position. It's scary outside.

Suddenly feeling horrified, you lay down, curling up in fetal position. You're scared out of your wits, not even knowing where you are. In your fear, you forget to close the door

Seems your clock didn't bash against the wall at least

Spoiler

I forgot to close the door xD

 

[Urgh76]

Ignore the open door and go stick your head in the waste basket.

Hey, there might be valuable clues in there....

[sub][sub]or just trash[/sub][/sub]

You shove your face in the basket. There's some gum stuck to the side, and the rotten smell of something deteriorating, but other than morsels of food, you don't find much.

This was eventful.

 

[Berithil]

Extricate your head from the waste basket and go over to examine the safe.

 

[MammothBlade]

Grow some balls and walk outside.

 

[Urgh76]

Extricate your head from the waste basket and go over to examine the safe.

You don't even remember your own name, you decide to skip the safe, as it's probably locked with a combination anyway

Grow some balls and walk outside.

Grabbing a firm hold on your testicles to make sure they're still in place, you head out into the hallway

There are a couple doors to your left and right, and one straight in front of you. There is also an unconscious civilian in your path. His nametag says "Manager"

He seems fine, but the clock from earlier still stays to the side, refusing to be rid of.

 

[Berithil]

Grab the clock and try to shove it down the managers throat...

YOU MUST BE RID OF THAT EVIL CLOCK!!

 

[MammothBlade]

Run from the building and go pig out on a mcdonalds.

 

[Urgh76]

Grab the clock and try to shove it down the managers throat...

YOU MUST BE RID OF THAT EVIL CLOCK!!

Run from the building and go pig out on a mcdonalds.

While this sounds like a good idea, there are so many doors to choose from, how do we get out?

Spoiler: ooc

Will be leaving for a picnic and things among friends. I will quote the next command when I return. If there are several, I'll do my best to combine as many as I can.

 

[Sehnsucht Engel]

Find the closest window, then make an improvised hangglider with stuff and fly outside.

 

[Urgh76]

Find the closest window, then make an improvised hangglider with stuff and fly outside.

There's no window in sight from the room that you're in; and when you tried to make a hangglider, you ended up stabbing yourself with some coat hangers accidentally. Those things are sharp you know.

There is a positive side though, you did find a hat.

Spoiler

Took too long for that, my bad.

 

[MammothBlade]

Pull out the coathanger and look for a first aid kit.

 

[Sehnsucht Engel]

Open the door on your left and walk in like you own the place.

 

[Urgh76]

Pull out the coathanger and look for a first aid kit.

You manage to pull the coat hangers out fine, but the cuts still remain.

You can't find a first aid kit, but you do notice the unconscious manager with a clock occupying his mouth is wearing two band aids. Clearly the next morally right thing to do is steal them from the man, and apply them to your own wounds.

Healthy.