Journey through MS Paint

[Sehnsucht Engel]

Point the front of the broom towards the ground, land and check out the contents of the chest.

 

[Urgh76]

Point the front of the broom towards the ground, land and check out the contents of the chest.

You point the broom towards the ground and-

...Well this went well.

The rabbit's escaping, you have a very very minor case of severe brain damage (Hey maybe we should've taken that bucket after all), and now your flying broom is snapped in half.

Whatever's in that chest had better be worth it.

 

[Evil Smurf]

open the chest to find a health potion. It may have a sword and in that case just break into a house and smash a pumkin or jar.

......

Why am I imagining I am playing OoT?

 

[Urgh76]

open the chest to find a health potion. It may have a sword and in that case just break into a house and smash a pumkin or jar.

......

Why am I imagining I am playing OoT?

Managing to force your head out from the gravel that held it; you stumble your way over to where you saw the chest crash open earlier.

Inside you find....

Ooooooohhhh.......

Coooooooooool......

 

[Evil Smurf]

see all the boobies!

 

[Evil Smurf]

become a super villain

 

[Urgh76]

see all the boobies!

see all the boobies!

Looks like that's as far as your glasses will show you.

But wait...

become a super villain

You can do just about anything now....

Spoiler

Jeez, I'm barely updating this aren't I

 

[gabmed]

Do a summersault flip while laughing evily.

Then put your hat back on. You look ridiculous without it.

 

[Urgh76]

see all the boobies!

Oh god what have you done

 

[Urgh76]

Do a summersault flip while laughing evily.

Then put your hat back on. You look ridiculous without it.

Gracefully, you flip placing your Wizard hat back on top of your head

This feels amazing. For some reason your confidence has skyrocketed through the roof

You feel like you're surging with absolute power, like you can do absolutely anything!

 

[Dango]

Go to the local market and attempt to sell the glasses, surely they'll fetch a fine price.

 

[Urgh76]

Go to the local market and attempt to sell the glasses, surely they'll fetch a fine price.

You go to the store to sell the glasses, when...

Ehehehehehehhehehehehehehee.......

 

[Dango]

You realize 5 cents is great deal, but realize you have no money, so you exchange the bunny for copious amounts of foodstuffs, because screw the bunny, what has he done for you.

 

[Urgh76]

You realize 5 cents is great deal, but realize you have no money, so you exchange the bunny for copious amounts of foodstuffs.

Your bunny ran out of your hat when you crashed.

 

[Dango]

Er...

Screw the 5 cents, run away with the groceries without paying.

 

[Urgh76]

Er...

Screw the 5 cents, run away with the groceries without paying.

You rob the place, leaving with bags of groceries in both of your hands as you make your daring escape.

Things are going well now, but soon the cops might be over your trail, what do you do?

 

[Evil Smurf]

level up and put points into stealth. Then you you can pick pockets and steal stuff without worry.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Take refuge from the inevitable police search by jumping down the nearest man-hole to begin your new life as a Sewer Wizard.

...with groceries.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Take refuge from the inevitable police search by jumping down the nearest man-hole to begin your new life as a Sewer Wizard.

...with groceries.

maybe you will meet the ninja turtles?

 

[Urgh76]

Take refuge from the inevitable police search by jumping down the nearest man-hole to begin your new life as a Sewer Wizard.

...with groceries.

maybe you will meet the ninja turtles?

You jump down the manhole and into the sewers where you plan to wait out the cops' searching.

There is a large valve labeled "Emergency", and you think you see Master Splinter running off in some direction

What do?