Oh man what a dumb movie. The more I think about it, the more I dislike it.
Raptor motorcycle gang lasted like maybe two minutes and then it was over, it was over and done and we got a badly lit and shot action scene. Pratt's character was obnoxious and Howard's character was your typical "frigid career woman who secretly wants kids and a man to show her what's what."
There were parts of it I enjoyed. I liked seeing how a functioning version of the park works and thought it was clever how they brought corporate and celebrity sponsorship up, because of course that would happen. World building wise it was successful. But the characters were terrible and if I'm being honest It was kinda sexist throughout (gasp!). The main villain gets killed practically offscreen (I literally yawned and missed it) while assistant lady gets killed in a gruesome 45 second sequence and no one who sees it is shook, not the kids, certainly not Claire (her ostensible friend who clearly trusts her enough to have her take care of family) who makes out with Owen twenty seconds later. I guess we're supposed to be okay with that because assistant lady has a line earlier about not liking her fiances friends? An uncomfortable amount of movies excuse gruesome deaths with, "well she was a frigid ***** anyways," maybe I'm reading too much into this but that was my reaction while watching the movie. Obviously it's a Jurassic Park movie, people are gonna die, it just seemed odd to me to have that be her death while the main villain is killed in seconds almost offscreen. Howard's character wears heels the whole fucking movie and can outrun a T. Rex, sure, okay. The giant sea monster's enclosure is right by a pedestrian walkway and it can just flop up whenever to eat bad dinosaurs (or, you know, anyone walking there). Actually, maybe I got that mixed up and they were somewhere else, I kinda checked out in the end and the whole thing was so badly lit I could barely tell what was going on anyway. And Ingen was actually being more stupid than Umbrella Corp, somehow. I mean Umbrella got those later Tyrant models down, they were viable BOW's. But velociraptors and little I. Rex's? Shit's dumb.
Man the more I think about this movie the more disappointed I am with it.