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My substitute teacher said that during the Regents, there was so much noise outside, he opened the window, and screamed "SHUT UP!!!!". After this, it was quiet for two minutes.
Wow that works well.
Depends on the situation.
If it's a know it all (such as me), tell them to shut up, in their face. Although it's not polite, if they don't stop talking about something bad about you, tell them to be quiet. It's not right.
Wow that works well.
Depends on the situation.
If it's a know it all (such as me), tell them to shut up, in their face. Although it's not polite, if they don't stop talking about something bad about you, tell them to be quiet. It's not right.
Tell him/her to shut the fuck up and that I don't wanna hear you talking about shit no one cares about out loud.
I have had different reactions.
If it is a mild annoyance, (a person engaging in SOCIAL jabbering) I can nod and "mhmm" my agreement and not invest any real emotion in the matter.
If it is an intermediate annoyance, (a person engaging in ACADEMIC jabbering) it depends on how close I am to them. If they are across the room I close my eyes and pray that they will shut up soon. If they are right next to me, saying something like "Well, I know that this is a religious studies class, and we are trying to be objective, but it is impossible to be objective, and I was raised christian, and I was taught that all of these religions were wrong and...[insert opinions and ignorance here]...and so YEAH!"
THEN I grip my pencil while leaning back, and I contemplate thrusting it between a pair of vertebrae rendering them paralyzed, incapable of speech or controlled bowel movements.
If it is a massive annoyance, (Someone accusing me of something, then when I try to put space between them and I, following me to inform me that I am a generally bad person) Then I smile at them until they stop, I nod, say "you are absolutely correct. I do not know what I was thinking when I disagreed with you earlier, please forgive my unfounded arrogance," and wait for them to walk away. The last time I had to do this I moved into a defensive fighting stance because I thought she might lunge at me. The time before that, she was about to cry and was far enough away that I could avoid assault.
If it is a mild annoyance, (a person engaging in SOCIAL jabbering) I can nod and "mhmm" my agreement and not invest any real emotion in the matter.
If it is an intermediate annoyance, (a person engaging in ACADEMIC jabbering) it depends on how close I am to them. If they are across the room I close my eyes and pray that they will shut up soon. If they are right next to me, saying something like "Well, I know that this is a religious studies class, and we are trying to be objective, but it is impossible to be objective, and I was raised christian, and I was taught that all of these religions were wrong and...[insert opinions and ignorance here]...and so YEAH!"
THEN I grip my pencil while leaning back, and I contemplate thrusting it between a pair of vertebrae rendering them paralyzed, incapable of speech or controlled bowel movements.
If it is a massive annoyance, (Someone accusing me of something, then when I try to put space between them and I, following me to inform me that I am a generally bad person) Then I smile at them until they stop, I nod, say "you are absolutely correct. I do not know what I was thinking when I disagreed with you earlier, please forgive my unfounded arrogance," and wait for them to walk away. The last time I had to do this I moved into a defensive fighting stance because I thought she might lunge at me. The time before that, she was about to cry and was far enough away that I could avoid assault.
