Justify Yourself!

[BlackStar42]

I am myself, no more and no less, that's all I can say. I can't predict what I'll do in the future, but I've tried to always do the right thing. And besides, only the good die young. *shoots robot, runs away*

 

[DanielDeFig]

No living being DESERVES to die. Hence, I deserve to live.

 

[Etnis]

My existance is based solely on the fact that its that i will have a life at least up to 79 years worth to waste on
on games, music, tv, and internet forums.

 

[Jedoro]

"Because you touch yourself at night, robot."

 

[emeraldrafael]

I'd ask how the robot feels we are not justified to be alive in the first place, that its sticking the world with the reject.

I mean, YOU are here because you were the best sperm. Its not like the others just let you go past them. then you figure you survived the nine months. Then you survived the birthing progress. To say that I'm being replaced by the the inferior sperm is an of itself robbing the world and counterproductive to the robot's actions and system of basis.

besides, I'm the major support of ten people. I can honestly say without me, they're just one bad day away from a suicidal depression trip.

 

[Light 086]

My golden personality and charm?

 

[Flamehero1]

Hey OP, why not add the sketch in question to the OP?


It's always good for a laugh.

Anyhoo, I've made some people happy, I hope. I've not achieved what I think I'm capable of yet, but I'm only 16, so I've got plenty of time left.

I wasn't sure how to put videos in the post ha, bit of a noob when it comes to this stuff I guess..but thanks very much man!

 

[Flamehero1]

I'll answer that question with another one.

Why do I not deserve life?

Because you are waisting it.

 

[GreyKnight3445]

because I passed go.

 

[Lionsfan1986]

I can't zap me I don't care.

 

[bulldogftw]

Because I might do something awesome sometime in the future.

 

[nuba km]

I have an open mind, creative, good at many things and I am awesome though I have my flaws their are many worse people in the world.

also red dwarf is awesome I have watched every episode.

 

[Dango]

Because I have an undying desire to make others happy.

 

[The Funslinger]

Hey I remember that episode of Red Dwarf!

I'd justify myself by saying that I do my best to make peoples' lives better. Even when I'm in a bad mood I do my best to try and not drag others down with me.

Treated myself to a little nostalgia and bought all 8 seasons! Didn't buy those new ones with the coronnation street crossover crap thought.

The one part of that I liked was Kryten trying to do the accent.

Erm... I'm writing a book? I have an interesting life planned out? Seems worth-while to me.

 

[holographicman]

i produce carbon dioxide and shit.
which plants and kids on xbox live need to survive.
you wouldnt want them to suffer would you?

i also hope to be a paramedic someday

whoa 333 posts...

 

[hurfdurp]

I'm good at guessing the amount of jellybeans in jars at weddings.

 

[Red Right Hand]

I'll answer that question with another one.

Why do I not deserve life?

Because you are wasting it.

Oh? And who defines wasting it? You? Me?

The point is that nobody chooses to be born, so why is there this obligation that we have to live a meaningful life?

Note: I'm not saying that I want to waste my life because that would simply be untrue but rather why can't we have the choice?

Note 2: I know i'm reading far to much into the question but i've been doing a lot of philosophy of late and can't really help it.

 

[holy_secret]

My best friends life would not be anywhere near as good without me. If anything, I live for him and his happiness, like he does for me.

 

[Palademon]

I DO IT FOR THE LOLS!

I like Red Dwarf, the best character is undoubtably the toaster.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Well... I'm just another person, living just another life, trying to find meaning and whatnot. I am far from fucking perfect, and I am not particularly pleasant, kind of the opposite really, but I don't have to justify my goddamn existence. Deal with it.

Also, this.