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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I cast Greater Fireball at you, and you fly into a spike pit.

 

[dalek sec]

I shoot you with a railroad spike.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Throw you in a pool of Dark Eco

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I stab you with a long sword.

 

[dalek sec]

I stab you to death with a spork.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I poke you to death with a finger.

 

[Code Monkey]

I- Hey, I don't recognize your new Avy! I can't make a joke about it!

Oh Well... I guess I use a sawblade to liberate youre top half from your bottom.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I challenge you to a gentlemens boxing match

I win by knocking your head off

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would shoot your head off, then notice that you don't have one.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I would kill you the only way that can be justified when yuo kill a child

I find out you like Hannah montana so I strangle you

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I bite your face off.
Edit:

I- Hey, I don't recognize your new Avy! I can't make a joke about it!

Oh Well... I guess I use a sawblade to liberate youre top half from your bottom.

It's Mayoi Hajchikuchi from Bakemonogatari. She's a

Spoiler

lost snail, meaning the makes people who run away from home become so terribly lost that they never find their way back home, unless they really, really want to go home.

She's quite a good character and I find her very likable. I reference her every time I say pararaptor's name.

 

[Code Monkey]

I liberate your top half from your bottom.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I make you get lost.

Spoiler

Hajichikuchi later becomes a wandering spirit.

 

[Code Monkey]

I bite your face off.
Edit:

I- Hey, I don't recognize your new Avy! I can't make a joke about it!

Oh Well... I guess I use a sawblade to liberate youre top half from your bottom.

It's Mayoi Hajchikuchi from Bakemonogatari. She's a

Spoiler

lost snail, meaning the makes people who run away from home become so terribly lost that they never find their way back home, unless they really, really want to go home.

She's quite a good character and I find her very likable. I reference her every time I say pararaptor's name.

"Bakemonogatari"

I'll watch it. Something to hold me over until the Haruhi movie.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You should. It's really, really, really good.
I get you on a ship, then launch you into the sun.

 

[Code Monkey]

I put you in a carrage, then shoot it into the sun.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I show you something so horrifying from my days as a photojournalist/zombie killer that you kill yourself. I mourn your suicide before going back to my Latino Mamacita(and make saweet saweet love to her)

 

[Lambi]

I sneak up on you and put a pinless grenade in your pocket. Then I run as fast as i can away from you.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I sense your presence and in a flash I rip off my pants exposing my muscular legs and throw them at you right before the grenade explodes

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I make a huge freaking zombie sneak up before you notice.