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[AgDr_ODST]

I've got an enchanted necklace on I can breath underwater.
OT: give you the body of a booth babe and send you to the College thats got the most students with STD's then tie you down in the middle of the boys dorm

 

[Knife-28]

I steal the TARDIS and crashland it on you.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I rip out your brain and use it to lubricate the rest of you

 

[CounterAttack]

I headshot you from across town.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

my boyfriend takes the bullet and cuts your head off in response

 

[CounterAttack]

Ummm... this isn't a one-up game. But meh.

OT: I throw Saxton Hale's Jarate at you. Its properties of awesome disintegrate you.

 

[Knife-28]

I shoot AgDr_ODST repeatedly tith an AK-47,burn the body in a fire and blast the ashes in to the sun along with CounterAttack.I also blow the sun up with 100,000 mini nukes.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

melt you down for scrap metal and donate your brain to science

 

[Knife-28]

I pour water on you and see as your half cat you die.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Im actually half dog but whatever. I pull out a Rock-it-Launcher and fire 30 pound bowling balls at you

 

[Knife-28]

I fire 8 mini nukes at you with the experamentel MIRV.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

piss off a behemoth and then turn invible after running in your general direction

 

[Knife-28]

I also turn invisable causing the Behemoth to run into a brickwall, cause the building to collaps on you.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

you just killed yourself(and me) by doing that

 

[Knife-28]

Ah but I saved my memory core to another Robobrain seconds before my death.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I reload my last quick save and break your memory core

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I shoot you with flaming arrows.

 

[BENZOOKA]

I've got mi mighty sword

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I smash you with my koi mace.