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Asturiel

the God of Pants
Nov 24, 2009
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We meet again, tie her to a chair poor gasoline around her, put explosive on the buildings key strucutural supports, set the flame on fire, give her some way to escape and set the bombs for two minutes.

GO
 

AgDr_ODST

Cortana's guardian
Oct 22, 2009
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Asturiel said:
We meet again, tie her to a chair poor gasoline around her, put explosive on the buildings key strucutural supports, set the flame on fire, give her some way to escape and set the bombs for two minutes.

GO
cut the rope with claws use the chair to vault over the flames and through an open window. I land nimbly on my feet, uninjured and walk away
 

Asturiel

the God of Pants
Nov 24, 2009
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AgDr_ODST said:
cut the rope with claws use the chair to vault over the flames and through an open window. I land nimbly on my feet, uninjured and walk away
Immpressive, you were pretty badass till you walked under an apartment and a grand piana fell and crushed ya to death.
 

I Stomp on Kittens

Don't let go!
Nov 3, 2008
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I snuck up behind you, ripped your skull out and beat you to death with it as you yelled "I don't think this is physically possible."
 

AgDr_ODST

Cortana's guardian
Oct 22, 2009
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rig every computer you touch to go to only one site, Encyclopedia Dramatica, you slowly lose your mind before you try to eat a bullet fired from a gun
 

NeoAC

Zombie Nation #LetsRise
Jun 9, 2008
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I throw a tennis ball dipped in steak sauce over a cliff. Being half dog, you go fetch.
 

AgDr_ODST

Cortana's guardian
Oct 22, 2009
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NeoAC said:
I throw a tennis ball dipped in steak sauce over a cliff. Being half dog, you go fetch.
my half human side resists the impulse(who ever said being half dog meant I acted like one.) I go to Camp Kidney and grab the all the dirt and tell Chip and Skip you stole it. They kick your arse while I watch from a tree
 

House_Vet

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Dec 27, 2009
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I um... oh god how do you kill a Dalek?? Ok, I use the glowy-screwdriver to impale the thing where your face should be, wiggle it around a bit to ensure pulpiness and then beat what remains into a gooey pulp with my cane.
 

Sven und EIN HUND

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Sep 23, 2009
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I just choked you to death with my collar, then devoured most of your body, save for some of your vital organs, which I sold for sweet, sweet money.