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[AgDr_ODST]

I stuff you into your hat and toss you into a fire

 

[AgDr_ODST]

what happened to defending your master. *rips head off and uses it for target practice*

 

[NeoAC]

Well I'm a Highlander, so good luck with your Touch of Death *breaks apart bones and scatters them to the four corners of the Earth*

 

[NeoAC]

Again, Highlander. Deathnotes sure don't work on me!

*Calls Lucifer, tells him your slacking off* Enjoy hell for me! *drags you down, for a "chat"*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

stick sarah with a poison blade she kills you before dying herself

 

[Timotei]

I strap you to a chair and make you listen to the sound of dial-up for 72 hours straight.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I chain you down and make you listen to the sound of 20 Fred video's playing at the same time on a loop for a week

 

[Prideful Heretic]

I force you to go to the island of no return...And return, but get hit by an angry bus soon afterwards, Guess who's driving the angry bus >:C

 

[AgDr_ODST]

rip the angry face plate off your shoulder and use it to cleave your head off

 

[dalek sec]

I crush you with that "Prawn" mecha from District 9 for kicks.

 

[Strid]

I insert your limbs slowly into an open blender full of salt and glass.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Rips of a chunk of your skin and smothers you with it.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I set your tredmills speed to 1000. the bars smack you in the face till you die

 

[GodofDisaster]

I take your eyes out with a cork screw and put them in a cocktail drink. Which I then force you to drink. By the way did I mention the drink is poisoned cause it is.


[sup] You wouldn't believe the amount of times I've been killed by my own excercise machine. [/sup]

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I gorilla glue your hands and feet to your machine then set your hair on fire

 

[dalek sec]

I trick you into trying to rob a gun store.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

and I nearly succeed because Im bad ass, but a lucky shot kills me
OT:I rip your head off and launch bottle rockets at your body