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[SpaceSpork]

I win.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I TAKE UR CHOCLT!

 

[SpaceSpork]

I trip you, and you fall face flat on the floor. You die.

 

[Knife-28]

I lock you in a wardrobe with Left 4 Dead 2's spitter.

 

[SpaceSpork]

I take the knife from your username, and stab you with it.

 

[Ocelot GT]

You are eaten by a giant plant... which is then eaten by a giant cow.


...which is then eaten by a dinosaur.

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

I lead the Rough Riders... so... yeah... we basically shoot you and kill you.

 

[Massecurr]

I poison your sandwitch.

 

[Knife-28]

I drop the car you downloaded on top of you

 

[BlindChance]

Before it got dropped, I put a carbomb into it. As it drops, the explosion kills Knife-28. Distance, man, distance.

 

[Kazasu]

I jump forward with my mighty ring of spring! I incidentally mistimed it and jumped over you, a mistake for which you will pay for with your life. Your face makes a fine hat.

 

[Knife-28]

I beat you to death with your 'B' badge.

 

[Code Monkey]

I pour my brandy into one of your cartridge slots. "Cheating *****."
[sub]Cookie for reference.[/sub]

 

[Pimppeter2]

I turn off the Gameboy.

 

[Lullabye]

Hmmm, so many ways...I guess a basic gunshot pretty well seals the deal.

 

[Knife-28]

I drown you in kittens.