[sup]Gee, I sure would have loved being able to read that post. Too bad it's not written in English.[/sup]
I break your outstretched finger, then thrust my arm further and grab you by the wrist. I pull you forward and down, spiking my knee upwards to greet your face and break your nose. As your blood vessels burst and red liquid spills out of your nostrils, I use my other arm to elbow you on the middle of your back and propel you onto the hard wood floor.
As your there in mortal agony, I then pull out my pocket knife, sit down on your back, and slice the tendons behind your knees and elbows so you can't stand or move your arms. As you're there, nigh helpless, I then begin to carve my full name, ever so slowly, into your back so you know who did this to you.
I then get up off of you, starring at your now blood-stained shirt, then kick you in the side as hard as I can, breaking several of your ribs and piercing a lung. With a final parting gift, I grab you by the hair, lift your head up, and using my knife as a makeshift spoon, I carve out your eyeballs, leaving two blood-coated caverns in your skull. I spit on your slowly-dieing body, then turn off the lights and close the door, walking casually to the bar.