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[I Stomp on Kittens]

I won't kill you...you + me = more kittens!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

You can't kill him he's an immortal cute kitten.

 

[ottenni]

I can. Captain Obvious will kill the kitten by delivering a fatal dose of death. Which will cause the kitten to die.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I will...uhh... don't pressure me..NO! :'(

 

[Irridium]

I will stomp him with my awsome dance moves.

 

[lenin_117]

Nudge him into a minefield

 

[Grey_Focks]

My summoned skeletons were the real hijackers

 

[SpaceSpork]

I would get a mirror and put it in front of your face. You die of shame.

 

[Zeromaeus]

I enact a clever plan in which the creature's death note falls into the hands of a succubus and then hire an epic level adventurer to fight her. Oops, he turned to dust pretty quickly didn't he?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Your face + Giant blender = fun times for all!
Except you.
[sub]More than two hours, and no-one has said anything, did I win the thread?[/sub]

 

[SpaceSpork]

I break all your fingers.

 

[SpaceSpork]

I stab you with your own stabby thing.

 

[Sethzard]

I make him fall in love with a human

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Death by predator missle.

 

[ultimateownage]

I detonate his predator missile in his face.

 

[Hazy]

I rig the water supply in the vault.

Your death is inevitable.

 

[SpaceSpork]

Death Note!

 

[DuplicateValue]

I make you fall in love with me. You then stop me from dying, forfeiting your own life in the process.

 

[Hazy]

A ninja then flings himself from a cloud and mutilates you in a matter of seconds.
Your defense was too low.
You die.