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[dalek sec]

I take you out with a Necron gauss flayer.

 

[oppp7]

I microwave you, causing a malfunction.

 

[Cimerax]

I use Chuck Norris.
What now?

 

[oppp7]

Well, I'll use the group from Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
He dies.

 

[dalek sec]

I push you out of a ten story window, you fall and then die.

 

[oppp7]

Nukes! Nuuuuuuuukes!
And then I'll throw water on you so you malfunction.

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

Tickles it's tummy, and then surreptitiously, stabs it 40 times in the belly.

 

[dalek sec]

I fry you with global warming.

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

Touches you, causing you to suddenly grow emotions and then kill yourself, in a climatic showdown revealing the unhuman like nature of the protagonist.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I starve you.

 

[oppp7]

I dye your hair yellow, lowering your intelligence.

 

[dalek sec]

I throw you to the Orks.

 

[Code Monkey]

I challenge you to play the greatest song in the world, or I will eat your soul. You do not.

 

[dalek sec]

I have you boxed like a cylon.

 

[Code Monkey]

I make you listen to http://www.leekspin.com until you go insane and kill yourself.

 

[dalek sec]

I feed you to zombies.

 

[Jamienra]

I wait until you become man-dalek and destroy you the way Doctor Who does

 

[dalek sec]

I beat you to death with your own keyblade.

 

[oppp7]

I beat you to death with your own heat sink.

 

[Jamienra]

I rip off your arms and beat you to death with them