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[dalek sec]

I crush you with my mind.

 

[Code Monkey]

I shoot you in the spirit.

 

[oppp7]

I steal your laptop and threaten the government with it, so that they target you for extermination.

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

I prepared explosive runes this morning.

 

[Code Monkey]

I'd tell you all about the governments secret plan involving zombie pigs, so they would be forced to terminate you.

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

I'd kill you using Deathblow.

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

I would ogle you till you shat yourself from disconcertion.

 

[oppp7]

I'd send seals to kill the penguins.

 

[Code Monkey]

I would attack your weak point for massive damage.

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

I'd slap you silly. Then force feed you fish.

 

[oppp7]

Mortars can stop you.

 

[Jamienra]

I cast meteor on you, crushing you into oblivion

 

[Roxas1359]

I cast you into darkness and you get depressed and kill yourself.

 

[Code Monkey]

I'd use the Hypno Toad to make you kill yourself.

 

[Roxas1359]

I pull out a mirror so that you see his gaze and then you kill yourself.

 

[oppp7]

I'd throw you in water so your machines wouldn't work.

 

[Roxas1359]

I beat you to death with my wrench.

 

[Code Monkey]

I'd stab you in the back with a butterfly knife.

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

I would wait. Patience is charateristic of any good killer. So I would bide my time, watching for the perfect moment, and when that moment arrives, calmly but surely, shoot him in the testicles.

 

[Roxas1359]

Release the Narwhal's! If that doesn't work then I would blow up the glacier you're on and wait for the seals to get you.