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[Zeromaeus]

I teleport you 20 miles straight down.

 

[Vrex360]

Your avatar didn't load up on my computer screen.
I've already won.

 

[brtshstel]

I use my energy weapon (which was powerful enough to disable REX) to drain your shields, and then slice you in half before you can pull out your energy sword or engage your stealth camo. Gray Fox >>> Arbiter.

 

[Vrex360]

Oh, it's on.
I respawn behind you and paste you in the face with a plasma grenade.

 

[Knife-28]

I throw you out an airlock.

 

[ultimateownage]

I shoot you with a sleeping dart, then throw you off a bridge.

 

[Zeromaeus]

I teleport you 20 miles straight up. Or let the graphics engine do it first...

 

[oppp7]

The zombies kill your head.

 

[Zeromaeus]

-White Mage rushes over-


Ok! Hmmm... I cast... Zombies... I cast Holyja!

 

[oppp7]

I evade your fireball (what?) and fire an AK 47 at you.

 

[Zeromaeus]

It was a wave of Holy magic (area attack).

I cast Shield. Your bullets bounce off my incorporeal barrier and kill you with ricochet.

 

[oppp7]

But I dodge them lyk neo and am all lyk, "you can't beat me I'm the neo" and then I shot you in the face with a giant gawn.

 

[Zeromaeus]

-A phoenix flies by-
-Its down drifts down onto my body, revivifying me-

Yurg. That hurt.
I cast Stop on you.
I cast Haste on myself.
I glide towards you.
I cast Darkness.
I stab you repeatedly.
The light returns and my spells wear off to find an image of me standing above your corpse.

lp,lp,->,lk,hp

 

[oppp7]

I'm a Blue mage.
I cast stop on you and shoot you with dual SMGs.

 

[Zeromaeus]

-My Life Ring kicks in and revives me-
A Blue Mage eh? I multiclassed as a Blue Mage once. All I learned was:
Goblin Punch!
-I kick you betwixt the legs so hard your eyes pop out-

 

[oppp7]

Cluster rockets!
Bazookas!
You die.

 

[brtshstel]

I use my shockwave to keep you off of me, and while you are stunned, I slice you up the middle with my katana.

Oh, it's on.
I respawn behind you and paste you in the face with a plasma grenade.

You see, you're dead, so you don't re-spawn. You're like all the other NPCs, you're dead and it's game over. No continues.

 

[Zeromaeus]

I teleport behind you and cast Finger of Death.
-touch-

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

I teleport behind him and tickle him into submission. Then stab him. In the chest. 20 times.

 

[Zeromaeus]

-Other Ring of Life kicks in-
Come on guys, I only have two of those things and they need time to charge...
-I pull out my staff cuz' shit just got real-
-floats up into air-
THUNDAJA!
-The sky opens up and empties three gods worth of electric wrath onto a 3 mile radius around you-
-lands-
THAT is why I spent the last four years grinding and meditating.
-dies from exertion-