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[Penguins4Freedom]

Resurrects you. Just so I can kill you again.

Strikes a pose that shows how shit got so totally real and that once seen causes everyone to explode.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Immediately after being revived I cast substitute, teleport one mile directly up, cast featherfall, and start dropping heavy things out of my bag of holding onto your fleshy and vulnerable head.

 

[oppp7]

Disintegrate.
No resurrection.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Ok. I died.
The seal in my hat (yes my hat) breaks and releases the ancient dragon god I sealed away years ago. Bahamut, king of all dragonkind, consumes you.

 

[oppp7]

I sever the head of medusa and show it to Bahamut.

 

[Knife-28]

I sneak up behind you and beat you to death with a baseball bat.

 

[linwolf]

I cases you into the desert where you slowly die of thirst

 

[oppp7]

I beat you to death with that stick.

 

[Knife-28]

I stab you in the eye with a fire poker, causing you to flail around and fall into a near by pit of lava.

 

[Sleekgiant]

That is all

 

[Zeromaeus]

I can play this game.

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

So can I...

 

[dalek sec]

I feed you to a pack a Tyranids.

 

[oppp7]

I get me boyz to take you lot on.
WAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!1!!

 

[Code Monkey]

I strangle you with a sock. They never see it coming.

 

[Massecurr]

I open the door sending you flying in to a gient rat trap

 

[Code Monkey]

I dig a tiger trap in front of your house. Then I fill it with spikes. And tigers.

 

[dalek sec]

I lead you into a trap... filled with chaos space marines.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I shove in a washer and set it on high!!
Mwuhahahaha!

 

[Kud]

I replace the ducks with those chickens from Ocarina of Time.

You are so fucked.