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[Julianking93]

that's actually not hard to imagine. Damn you!!!

You die in an explosion from trying to shoot at me, only to shoot a gas tank that kills as I escape safely.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I light your socks on fire, and you forget to stop drop and roll

 

[dalek sec]

I shoot you dead with Vera.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I smash you with a giant rock

 

[dalek sec]

I feed you to the sharks.

 

[shotorn]

I would remove the battery of yours

 

[Archetypal_Maniac]

BOOM HEADSHOT!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I put you in a alternate FPS and you die quickly

 

[GodofDisaster]

Shoots Guitar Gamer in the head.

"I can't be bothered to think of a clever way to kill you."

 

[Ocelot GT]

Hires a girl to befriend you, make you fall in love with her, then she dumps you and breaks your heart and you go mad on an island and die of loneliness.

 

[Rooster893]

I skin you alive, hang you, and continously pour buckets of lemon juice on you.

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

What is that thing? It already looks dead... Ok, I teabag you! You die of embarrasment.

 

[dalek sec]

I have you thrown out an airlock into space.

 

[Timotei]

I introduce you to cholera.

 

[dalek sec]

I feed you to the zombies.

 

[Timotei]

I throw one of said zombies at you.

 

[dalek sec]

I sic a shoggoth on you.

 

[Timotei]

I throw the Westboro Baptist Church at you.

 

[dalek sec]

I throw the Lords of Kobol at you.

 

[Timotei]

I throw the corpse of Steve Irwin at you.