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[A Weary Exile]

I tell the extremist muslim penguins that you are a Christmas-loving heathen!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I get Cthulhu to destroy your heathen city

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I shove peanut butter in the barrel(s) of your minigun, you fire one shot and the thing goes off like a nuke.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I point out that you can't exist as a pirate (because there is so much global warming) so you disappear in a puff of logic

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

I point out that you have already died many a time. You die again. I die too, I suppose...

 

[SpaceSpork]

By your logic, Carbonic, we're all dead! And that means we'll all disappear in a puff of logic right no-!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I make you swim with 5 PS3's strapped to yourself, you of course drown because having 5 of basically anything can do that but these are the old giant heavy PS3's like I have ad love

 

[Sam G]

I twist your neck around and around and around...

 

[Woem]

I drop a 10 ton hammer on your head.

 

[SpaceSpork]

I lift said 10 ton hammer, and drop it on the head of your pig, flinging you into a pit of fire.

 

[BlackJack47]

I use a lolcat on you, lolcats eat lolowl

 

[SpaceSpork]

I write your name in my Death Note!

 

[Ciarang]

I kill you with fire! >

[small]999th reply, lol.[/small]

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

I poke out your red eye, and you in turn drink hydrochloric acid.

 

[Sam G]

I hack down that tree and it collapses on you.

 

[Cassidy129]

I stab your overly spikey fringe into your eyes.

 

[Mr.logic]

i break your neck from far away because you angered me.

 

[SpaceSpork]

I throw my chocolate bars at you.

 

[Archetypal_Maniac]

BOOM HEADSHOT!

 

[Sam G]

I drill a hole in your bald head.