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[Triforceformer]

Stuff said gun in you when you finish cooking.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

hit you on your head to death by accident because I thought your hair was a helmet

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

I run over, bonk you, and take Sasha out for a steak dinner.

 

[CounterAttack]

I change class to Pyro and burn everything.

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

I change class to sniper and take you out from a distance of 400 feet with pinpoint accuracy.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I make you roll a one with a d20 then a 1 one a d30

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

HOW DARE YOU GO DND ON ME!?

I use chronomancy on your avatar, turning it into an embryo, which I curb stomp.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I use charisma as my dump stat (which besides intelligence is my highest stat) and bust your skull in with a battle hammer while simultaneously throwing fireballs at you

 

[CounterAttack]

I cast Unspeakable Horrors. Suffice it to say that you take 50+4D10 Sleaze damage and die.

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

I cast Gravity disdortion, causing your skin and flesh to implode in upon itself.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I CAST FLARE!!

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

It's my 666th post. A pentegram opens beneath your feet and pulls you to my lair beneath the ground, where I devour you at leisure.

 

[eTe]

I bite your nuts off.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

I bludgeon you with my nose hard enough to knock you out, then take out your teeth and stab you with them.

 

[dalek sec]

I fry you with intense solar rads.

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

I rip off your nose and bludgeon you to death with it!
I point out that I have been ninja'd, and point you out to the ninja, who ninja's you to death!

 

[dalek sec]

I throw you into a black hole for kicks.

 

[Agent Larkin]

I open the rift above Canary Wharf.

 

[dalek sec]

I have Roslin throw you out the airlock.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

I throw you out the airlock.