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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I punch you in the crotch so hard, you get cut in half.

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

I swing ytou around by ytoir hair so hard that you cut in half!

 

[Snowalker]

I'll eat you... Oh, how the wolf love the lambs.

 

[SpaceSpork]

I throw chocolate bars at you, you eat them, and get chocolate poisoning . . .
No, I'm not going to say TO DEATH. I just won'-
TO DEATH!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I make you commit suicide by death note.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

We have an ugliness competition where the loser gets thrown into a volcano. Needless to say, you lose.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I stomp on your hideous avatar.

 

[Snowalker]

I eat you, aswell.. and blubber usually tastes good... you are blubber right? Well watever you are I'll still eat you, aslong as you aren't a moose.. I hate moose, my brother loves moose, but I hate it, so you better not be a moose.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I get a giant cat

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I shove that damned burger down your throat. The shock of finally eating the thing causes your heart to explode inside your chest.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I stuff you in the enormous clip on the bottom of my minigun and tape the trigger down

 

[Pimppeter2]

I shoot you with a dart gun. Then feed you to an elephant

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I pretend your a cyborg then due to me being a cyborg slayer I kill you with a E.M.P blast brought on by me blinking

 

[LeonLethality]

I cut your hands (paws?) off therefor making it very, very hard to use that gun and then I stab you, job complete

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I lock you outside. Combined with the cold weather and that armor, you suffer severe hypothermia/frostbite and die.

 

[LeonLethality]

I lock you outside. Combined with the cold weather and that armor, you suffer severe hypothermia/frostbite and die.

you obviously dont know about monster hunter hot drinks, but for the sake of my own death lets say I forgot them...

I genetically clone you to make another chinchilla since you both thought you were the last you commit suicide out of embarrassment

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I pump my self so full of steroids that a single punch sends you flying through three walls, out into traffic, where you are hit by a truck.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I do the same except minus the steroids and get the same result