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[Guitar Gamer]

I bust a bottle cap in your gludeous maximus
[sup]no I wont fix it[/sup]

 

[Pimppeter2]

I throw you in a lake

 

[Lambi]

I swing you by your feet in circles until fast speed has been approached, then let go of you and watch as you pummel into a wall.

 

[JohnReaper]

i reolace your hat with a hate that says I hate Zero Punctuation and then give you free tickets to Aus and make sure you get on the plane

 

[SpaceSpork]

You die. You just do.

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

I unwrap your face, and you eventually die of lack of face.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I have penguin meat for dinner

 

[Chronarch]

I punch you in the soul and you die.

 

[JohnReaper]

i nuke all the avatars with christmass hats (( some one christmas fiy mine please
)

 

[Lambi]

I show you goatsee (don't look it up!) and your mind explodes.

[sup]Just go to the Holiday Council thread and ask someone there if they will christmasify your avy. Here's the thread: The Holiday Council [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.79496?page=1][/sup]

 

[LeonLethality]

I stab you in the heart
no too simple I tie weights around you and throw you in a space volcano

 

[Lambi]

I point out that you have 2012 posts (at the time of this post) and you start to panic with the mention of 2012. You die of fear.

 

[LeonLethality]

I use stretch armstrong and get him to strangle you next week

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I jab forks in your ears until your die

 

[Lambi]

I send you to Apocalypse Lane where you will either be eaten, stabbed, die of radiation or (very unlikely) start to live there.

 

[Amzer]

I install a virus on your computer that causes it to explode in your face. This kills you, AND denies you access to the forum.
[sub]Time for a new computer?[/sub]

 

[Pimppeter2]

I call my cellmate

 

[crow114]

While you all have fought amongst yourselves the Outer Gods have gathered their strength, creatures of immense power that you cannot begin to comprehend, with a flicker of their will the entire planet is engulfed in darkness. You cower in your squalor and terror as their will is done and fiends from only your darkest nightmares maraud about, you realm has been handed over to the Great Old Ones you cry in futile terror as Cynothoglys grotesque arm reaches into you heart and extinguishes your life, leaving your soul to the dominion of Gloon, The Corrupter of Flesh.

 

[LeonLethality]

I shoot you in the face with my gunlance (I HAVE ONE)

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

I take you back to my place. Unfortunately for you, my place is at the the very bottom of the sea. You are crushed by the water pressure.

I've got an idea! Let's all gang up on Cthulhu!