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I've got a question. What would happen if a cute kitten with a santa hat was dragged down to the very bottom of the sea? Would it drown or get crushed first?
Damn ninjas... Uh, you choke on your cross necklace thing, I guess.

 

[Mr.logic]

in Soviet Russia i choke YOU

 

[Pimppeter2]

In Soveit Russia, nothing happened because Merica Rocks

Me - "You know, it'd be really nice if someone would offer to Christmas-fy my avatar."
Other Escapist Users - "BOOM HEADSHOT!"

[sup]Just go to the Holiday Council thread and ask someone there if they will christmasify your avy. Here's the thread: The Holiday Council [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.79496?page=1]

Thats were I got mine[/sup]

 

[Random Argument Man]

Bob Dylan's new christmas album will be played to your death.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

dethklok's dethalbum 3 that will be released in the future will be played to your faster death

 

[CounterAttack]

I play "Never Gonna Give You Up" until you claw your own brains out.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I take a chip, AND MAKE YOU CHOKE ON IT!

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

WHAT?! You escaped the male prison?! *Throw back in, snicker snicker*

 

[Osmo]

The orcish horde raid the lands of yellow and kill the lonely man in it!

 

[Chronarch]

I feed you to a flock of rabid koalas.

 

[Sassafrass]

I let loose a pack or rabid dogs on you.

 

[Chronarch]

A robot starts moonwalking around you and your head explodes.

 

[Chronarch]

I throw a ninja star into your soul and you die a quick, somewhat painful death.

 

[dalek sec]

A Christmas tree falls on your head.

 

[Chronarch]

An airplane lands on you and you become flat like a pancake... And die.

 

[CounterAttack]

I summon CATS. You have no chance to survive, make your time.