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[Shenanigans176]

I suggest that your country starts some capitalistic ventures.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I write your name in a death note.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I take your horns off, and mount them on my mantelpiece.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I take off your gloves and slap you with them to death

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I stuff that white puffy ball down your throat

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I shove your gun down your throat

 

[CounterAttack]

I starve you to death.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I castrate you (if you aren't a female then I kill you to death)

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

I inflate you with a bicycle pump until you burst.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I sit on you

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I drown you in a giant vat of Dr. Pepper.

[sup]Irony![/sup]

 

[Pimppeter2]

The irony is so great that it compels you to end your life. Seeing as you will never do anything as epic again

 

[SpaceSpork]

I remove your monocle, making you depressed, and you kill yourself.

 

[Pimppeter2]

My Santa hat is more pimp that yours. You go on a frenzy robbing stores to find one as cool as mine, and it lands you in prison. Where you are shanked by a 8 year old wearing a dress

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I shoot down that tree nehind you which falls on a switch that launches a nuclear warhead that lands on antarcica melting half the ice, your loved ones meanwhile are vacationing on the beach when a rough tsunami brought on by rapid water elevation growth kills them all, while you mourn at a funeral I pull out a knife and cut arope that lets a anvile fall on you killiong you

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

You deflate and go flying all around the place making a funny farting sound.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I bring you up to the surface and the extreme pressure change causes you to explode.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I make a mistake thinking Chincchilla's can survive being thrown into volccanoes, which I do

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

That's quite the mistake.

I distract you long enough to chain you to the back of a truck headed to Tijuana.