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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I set you on fire. I then cut you in half with an especially jagged shield.

 

[JohnReaper]

Takes out c4 and Places it on the egale and detonantes it

 

[Lambi]

Shows you 4chan and your head explodes

 

[SpaceSpork]

I show you that 4Chan has, like, a million other spin-off sites, and you die of shock.

 

[SpaceSpork]

I commit suicide.

 

[dalek sec]

I drop a ton of rocks on your head.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I press your off switch

 

[Lambi]

I make you eat your eyeballs and you choke on them.

 

[SpaceSpork]

I remove the mistletoe from your avatar, making you depresses. You commit suicide. You DIE.

 

[dalek sec]

I blast you with my beam weapon... you DIE!

 

[Lambi]

You fire a laser at me but hit a mirror instead and the beam hits you back.

 

[dalek sec]

I crush your skull with my plunger arm...to death!

 

[TheSentinel]

I use circular logic.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

Uhm well, my avatar is two guns, so I think you get the idea...you're the kinks, you really have no defense.

 

[dalek sec]

I have a death ray and bad ass armor, I win in a battle against you.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I hose you down

 

[Keepitclean]

that santa hat becomes a giant red leach and suck out your BRAINZZZ

and YOU DIE

 

[Lambi]

I send Solid Snake against you and he makes your snakes rebel on you.

 

[Keepitclean]

I take that giant ninja star from you and put it on a wind powered electrical turbine, I then use the leads pertruding from that generator to electricute you.

 

[SpaceSpork]

I chainsaw your tree. It falls on your head. You DIE.