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[Last of the Chinchillas]

I tell Chuck Norris that you mocked him. He roundhouse kicks you. You DIE.

 

[Lambi]

I kill you with a chainsaw and pride myself of killing the last of the Chinchillas.

 

[CounterAttack]

Saxton Hale beats Chuck Norris to death with his bare damn hands. You die of pure awesome.

 

[TheSentinel]

We yell at you, saying that you are useless, and that no one likes you. You then die of embarrassment.

 

[dalek sec]

You all go to jail for fighting the law and you die!

 

[Lambi]

I call Superman and tell him you are making fun of him with your stupid badge. He punches you...TO DEATH!

 

[dalek sec]

I have President Roslin throw you out the airlock because you're a cylon!

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

I feed you to the Japanese flu kids.

Spoiler: Here

http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20091202a6.html

 

[Keepitclean]

I get a little bit to exited when dynamite fishing.

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

I drop a nuke no the avatar, due to my lack of idea what overkill means.

 

[Keepitclean]

I leave my snakes in your lake, scaring away any tourists and photographers. As you are an internet avatar you are unable to get another job so you die of starvation.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

Saxton Hale beats you to death next, then kills himself.
I've never been ninja'd so many times in my life. Um, the tree falls on you and the snakes all bite you.

 

[dalek sec]

I melt you with napalm.

 

[Keepitclean]

I steal and hide your battery charger so you will never find it.

 

[dalek sec]

I watch as your snakes bite you to death.

 

[Mr.logic]

i um uuhhhhh ohhh i .......! bore you to death

 

[Lambi]

I cut your head off and eat it. What...? I'm hungry...

 

[dalek sec]

I take the holly and force feed the toxic berries to you.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I send The Doctor after you.

 

[Lambi]

I nuke the damn place you are at.