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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Divide by infinity, then shoot you.

 

[Red Devil]

Well I summon myself from the earth before you, leaping high into the air as my demonic energy gathers into two flaming spheres of destruction within my clawed hands. As you sit there in awe I launch them into your form, the two burning spheres twisting about and oblitering the ground you stand on, causing the ground to split and magma and fire to shoot up like a geyser under you. While you are being burned alive and elevated into the sky I fire off a third and more destructive sphere, this one coliding with your form and dispursing the geyser of fire, leaving you in a sort of burning sphere of hellfire. Landing onto the solid earth my clawed fingers would dig into the ground, ripping out a large chunk of earth as I throw it into the devistation, finishing you off in one final massive blow as what is left of you is smashed by the earth, the infernal fires of the sphere exploding as a final touch.

 

[Lambi]

I punch you back.

 

[Rooster893]

You die from Allzheimer's

 

[dalek sec]

You get crushed by a money printing press, it's so brutal Dethklok makes it into a song.

 

[Red Devil]

I resummon myself, repeat previous attack and the cycle continues once I am killed again. Lather, rinse and repeat my modus operatus.

 

[Lambi]

In that case, I do an attack repeatedly that does 9999 damage whenever you resummon. And I get first attack every time.

 

[KiruTheMant]

I eat you with my Electric maw.

 

[therealsomeguy]

I pour water on you, causing you to short circut, and then you blow up in nasty painfull ways

 

[dalek sec]

I take your guitar and bash you with it.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I get C-3PO to annoy you to death

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

You die... You just die.

 

[Smagmuck_]

I shoot you with this...
http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/5215/deserteagle.jpg

 

[Lambi]

I beat you to death with Guitar Gamer's and Carbonic Penguin's corpses.

[sup][sup]I know how to dual-wield anything...[/sup][/sup]

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I awesome you to death
[sup]yes "awesome" is a verb!![/sup]

 

[Lambi]

Then I double awesome you to death, then awesome you some more, just in case.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I challenge you to a garage band drumming rockoff!!!
in case you actually can drum I "accidentally " throw a stick through your eye while playing and kill you

 

[Lambi]

I dodge your puny stick and throw the biggest tree I can find on you.