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[SpaceSpork]

I tell Mr. T you said Chuck Norris was better than him, and he FOOLS! You to death. YOU DIE.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I give you a fatal paper cut

 

[dalek sec]

I make you O.D. with House's stash of painkillers.

 

[Lambi]

I make you shop till you drop. Dead.

 

[molester jester]

I flip a coin heads i shoot the user above me tails i shoot the user below. What that sounds fair

 

[Lambi]

The coin lands standing. You shoot yourself out of shame.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I make you play a game of RUSSIAN Russian roulette in which I put one bullet in my minigun and start revving the barrels, the shoot I get off is explosive and hit's your right thigh, you bleed to death

 

[Captainguy42]

I play medic, assure you I'll uber when we get into the turrets and then just run and watch them blow you to pieces.

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

MEDIC!!! MEDIC!!!
MEDIC!!! MEDIC!!!
MEDIC!!! MEDIC!!!
Your head explodes from all the requests.

 

[Captainguy42]

I pop your stomach and drain the sweet sticky syrup.

[sub] Your avatar reminds of Trader Joes Gummy penguins, so tasty... [/sub]

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

The sweet, sticky syrup was stomach acid. Ha ha!

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

With my new stomach acid dispensing hole in my stomach... I flood you with enzymes!

 

[SpaceSpork]

I show you that you are green. Out of shock. YOU DIE.

 

[Lambi]

I shove your Santa hat down your throat and you choke on it.

 

[Viking Incognito]

I let sephiroth f@$% you up.

 

[Lambi]

I summon Bahamut and he kills you in one hit.

 

[KiruTheMant]

I use my Pikapowers to throw him back and CRUSH YOU

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

That's a pikachu? Well in that case, I use earthquake! It's super effective!!! Kirucookie is dead!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I use console commands to kill you.

 

[dalek sec]

I beat you to death with your console.