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[BrailleOperatic]

I eliminate coloured pixelation, denying you your sparkly rainbow powers!

 

[Dragon_of_red]

I get a coloured texta and colour in your pixels, blinding you and making you fall off a cliff.

 

[Stone Wera]

I *SCENE MISSING* which causes you to explode and implode at the same time.

 

[Blydden]

I inject black and white cartridge ink into you, thus making you die inside.

(It worked in Powerpuff Girls...don't judge me.)

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Judges you, and finds you to be guilty! Death by moral inferiority.

 

[Blydden]

I eat you. Om nom nom.

 

[shadowhunter2000]

I blow you to pieces. Its boomy

 

[Knife-28]

I attack you with my Cybranosaurus Rex.

 

[SPCF]

Fred Fredburger's awesomeness causes the above avy to kill himself, thinking that life is poinless, now that Fred Fredburger's here to beat him at EVERYTHING!

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Takes away his frozen yogurt.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Garrus Vakarian snipes the ninja.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Commander Shepard fails to earn Garrus' loyalty and fails to fully upgrade the Normandy-2 before the final mission.

 

[Robert632]

I bring colour to your black and white picture, which causes it to implode. somehow.

 

[SPCF]

Dancing Cat forgets to drink water and dies of dehydration.

 

[Robert632]

Fred gets AIDS.

He then dies of cancer.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Garrus Vakarian bludgeons the cat to death with a golf trophy.

 

[SPCF]

Fred eats the invisible flavoured frozen yogurt, thus causing the cat to explode, due to the mindblowing action.
Edit: Ninja'd!

 

[AvsJoe]

I'd grab a couple of friends and pull an Office Space on whatever that thing is.

 

[Blue Musician]

I would just get the frying pan, crack the egg and you know what happens next!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I would use my alien wizard powers to turn EVA units against you.