Killing One liner

[artanis_neravar]

Rufiooooooooo

EDIT: Looky looky I got Hooky

 

[Reg5879]

After I kill the villain, I say my line..."It seems he has got the sudden case of DEATH!!!"

 

[itsausernamewhatofit]

I guess i'll be spending the rest of your life with you
*bang*

 

[GwydeanRunix]

"You should've scrolled all the way to the bottom before clicking 'agree', ************!"

 

[penguindude42]

Hey, does this wrench look like it needs it sharpened to you?
*BONK!*
Trick question, wrenches can't be sharpened!

 

[Spectrum_Prez]

"SEE YOU AT THE PAHTY, [INSERT NAME]!"

Obviously.

 

[old account]

Looks like your plans have been...
*puts on glasses*
Terminated

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

 

[Alphakirby]

"Witty Comment." *BANG*

captcha:

Fuck you Captcha,fuck you to hell

 

[IronStorm9]

If the villain said "Please don't kill me," I would respond with, "Oh, don't worry. I won't kill you," Shoot him, then say, "The bullet will."

My all-purpose one-liner would be "I'd say something clever, but my script-writer's on vacation!" then kill him.

Or, for added child-scarring hilarity, bring a kid along and say, "This is your brain," *shoots villain* "This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?"

 

[Athol]

"DING-DOOONG ************! DING-DOOOOONG!"

Cookie for reference, and all that.

Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (Not as good I as the first I think)
Can I has a cookie?

OT: "Hehe, you are so fucked" pull trigger.

 

[pejhmon]

 

[Sion_Barzahd]

And now for something completely different.

Love the monty python reference

Personally i'd go for some sort of unexpected downer for them like "christ you're ugly" then bang goes the pistol.

 

[Shifty Tortoise]

I'd mess with their head, then kill them. I'd say something like:

"Say hello to your mama for me," but their mother isn't really dead. Make them THINK you killed thier parents first. The look on his face right before you blow it off his body would be priceless.

It scares the crap outta me that you're so prepared for this situation

 

[pejhmon]

"Witty Comment." *BANG*

captcha:

Fuck you Captcha,fuck you to hell

At least your captcha wasn't in subscript like one of mine last week >.>

 

[Kargathia]

"Sorry, didn't mean to."

 

[TheRobotandtheBeast]

"Look at the bright side, after your dead; I'm gonna teabag your corpse"

 

[kittii-chan 300]

"You just got sarge'd." Then shoot him with a shot gun while wearing red MJOLNIR armor

Spoiler: guess what.

1] (villian sat behind desk like a boss) *pulls out machine gun and fires an entire clip through the door at him. kicks down door* "uhh i think i broke your door..."

2] (villian sat behind desk smoking a cigar like a boss) *pulls out machine gun and fires an entire clip through the door at him. kicks down door* "dont you idiots know that smoking kills?"

 

[kittii-chan 300]

Looks like your plans have been...
*puts on glasses*
Terminated

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

looks like they couldnt handle...*puts on shades* my purple eyes.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

 

[Dragonblade146]

"There are ten kinds of people in this world. Those who shoot bullets, and those that eat them"
"Wait wha- BANG"

 

[Ghengis John]

"And now you part"

*Cuts villain in half*