Killing One liner

[Mace Tulio]

"Insert witty one-liner here."

Pure genius.

I'm not one for one liners, I'm really more the efficient type. Maybe I'd just stand there staring at them, just staring them straight in the eyes.

 

[000Ronald]

Bangarang, ************ [http://xkcd.com/813/]

 

[NickCaligo42]

After causing death by electrocution: "Looks like that criminal..." *flip on shades* "... finally got charged."

 

[thecoreyhlltt]

i don't have one of my own per-se... more of a "man, if i was that dude, i totally would've said this".
but i was watching the 3rd xmen movie, and in one scene towards the end when the evil mutants were killing the docs responsible for the "cure"... anyway, the one mutant who has porcupine powers i guess, grabs the female doctor and hugs her, then stabs her with hundreds of quills and she dies. what i would've said as i was hugging her would be; "you're going to feel a little pinch"..... cause she's a doctor? and they say that when you get shots... screw you guys i thought it was funny!!!

 

[AMX58]

See you in Hell Jack Slate oh wait thats not mine

Well I see you in the next life

 

[artanis_neravar]

Rufiooooooooo

EDIT: Looky looky I got Hooky

 

[Reg5879]

After I kill the villain, I say my line..."It seems he has got the sudden case of DEATH!!!"

 

[itsausernamewhatofit]

I guess i'll be spending the rest of your life with you
*bang*

 

[GwydeanRunix]

"You should've scrolled all the way to the bottom before clicking 'agree', ************!"

 

[penguindude42]

Hey, does this wrench look like it needs it sharpened to you?
*BONK!*
Trick question, wrenches can't be sharpened!

 

[Spectrum_Prez]

"SEE YOU AT THE PAHTY, [INSERT NAME]!"

Obviously.

 

[old account]

Looks like your plans have been...
*puts on glasses*
Terminated

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

 

[Alphakirby]

"Witty Comment." *BANG*

captcha:

Fuck you Captcha,fuck you to hell

 

[IronStorm9]

If the villain said "Please don't kill me," I would respond with, "Oh, don't worry. I won't kill you," Shoot him, then say, "The bullet will."

My all-purpose one-liner would be "I'd say something clever, but my script-writer's on vacation!" then kill him.

Or, for added child-scarring hilarity, bring a kid along and say, "This is your brain," *shoots villain* "This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?"

 

[Athol]

"DING-DOOONG ************! DING-DOOOOONG!"

Cookie for reference, and all that.

Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (Not as good I as the first I think)
Can I has a cookie?

OT: "Hehe, you are so fucked" pull trigger.

 

[pejhmon]

 

[Sion_Barzahd]

And now for something completely different.

Love the monty python reference

Personally i'd go for some sort of unexpected downer for them like "christ you're ugly" then bang goes the pistol.

 

[Shifty Tortoise]

I'd mess with their head, then kill them. I'd say something like:

"Say hello to your mama for me," but their mother isn't really dead. Make them THINK you killed thier parents first. The look on his face right before you blow it off his body would be priceless.

It scares the crap outta me that you're so prepared for this situation

 

[pejhmon]

"Witty Comment." *BANG*

captcha:

Fuck you Captcha,fuck you to hell

At least your captcha wasn't in subscript like one of mine last week >.>

 

[Kargathia]

"Sorry, didn't mean to."