Killing One liner

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artanis_neravar

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"Glad that's over.....or is it?"
Then the LOST logo would show

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"Guess we found his weakness....bullets"
 

StellarViking

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"Don't worry. You've still got the rest of your life ahead of you."


Or something completely nonsensical like "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
 

ChildofGallifrey

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Villain: with a gun to his head "No, no wait! You're the hero! Aren't you supposed to show me mercy?"

Me: thoughtfully "You're right...what kind of monster have I...Gotcha! Not really, no." pulls the trigger
 

Professor James

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RedEyesBlackGamer said:
"...it's just been revoked."
Works for any situation.
If you're going to use a reference at least use one that's not an internet meme unless you're intentionally using a very popular reference.
 

daftalchemist

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Probably just go for my classic "eat it, *****". Not clever, I know, but it's what I always shout when I kill some guy in the face in whatever game I'm playing.
 

Mace Tulio

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voetballeeuw said:
"Insert witty one-liner here."
Pure genius.

I'm not one for one liners, I'm really more the efficient type. Maybe I'd just stand there staring at them, just staring them straight in the eyes.
 

NickCaligo42

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After causing death by electrocution: "Looks like that criminal..." *flip on shades* "... finally got charged."
 

thecoreyhlltt

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i don't have one of my own per-se... more of a "man, if i was that dude, i totally would've said this".
but i was watching the 3rd xmen movie, and in one scene towards the end when the evil mutants were killing the docs responsible for the "cure"... anyway, the one mutant who has porcupine powers i guess, grabs the female doctor and hugs her, then stabs her with hundreds of quills and she dies. what i would've said as i was hugging her would be; "you're going to feel a little pinch"..... cause she's a doctor? and they say that when you get shots... screw you guys i thought it was funny!!! :p
 

AMX58

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See you in Hell Jack Slate oh wait thats not mine

Well I see you in the next life