Kinect Hack Slaps World's Most Jiggly Boobs on Anyone

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Kinect Hack Slaps World's Most Jiggly Boobs on Anyone


Thanks to a new hack, Kinect users can now be the proud owners of some very jiggly protrusions.

Did you think the jiggle-free Kinect boob hack [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/105582-Kinect-Hack-Roundup-Robots-Mario-Kart-and-Boobs] of 2010 would be the end of motion-based breast control? No my friends, it was only the beginning, because with a new hack shown off on YouTube you can actually be the boobs.

And those boobs are jiggly, so jiggly. YouTube's RichWhitehouse has posted up this video of a Kinect hack he calls "extreme boobie jiggling" that uses the 3D model of Ivy from Soul Calibur [http://www.amazon.com/Soul-Calibur-IV-Playstation-3/dp/B000ZK7ZMQ] to demonstrate its potential. A Kinect user's movements are mimicked by Ivy onscreen through skeletal tracking, and Ivy's breasts use a very specific physics simulation to ... well just watch for yourself.

RichWhitehouse admits that his hack uses "high bounce and barely-existent gravity factors" for Ivy's boobs to create something that is more amusing than realistic. The boobs even interact with the model itself as the demonstrator slaps them around. Good lord.

I'm nearly appalled by the effort that had to go into something like this. Sure, it's entertaining, but seriously? I guess it's just an example of how humans really like boobs. Combine this hack with the upcoming Kinect porn games [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/106259-Microsoft-Ready-to-Crush-Kinect-Porn-Game], and we'd have something really special on our hands. I'm pretty sure it's stuff like this that keeps the aliens from bringing us to the utopia of the universe, but hey, at least it's funny right?

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Tom Goldman

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good lord the possiblites are as endless as they are perverted! microsoft yor sitting on a guilty pleasure gold mine!
 

Tom Goldman

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"DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*runs always hides underneath the couch tail sticking out*
 

RatRace123

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Hee hee boobs.
What? Not all posts in this thread have to be serious and intellectual.
 

Armored Prayer

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GOOD LORD! That actually freaked the hell out of me.

And now that I think about it, I can see Japan interested in using this tech of their "games."
 

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*Sigh* - Well I guess this is fine as long as it's just a hack.

If it gets published, the real trouble starts.
 

Sixcess

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That is one of the least erotic things I have seen in my life.

Seriously, it looks like a broken robot mannequin trying to shake off two flesh coloured alien... um... things.
 
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Daystar Clarion said:
Why do people who have never touched boobs allowed to make these things...
Because they're the only ones with the technical know-how to make the stuff.

ZING!

*ahem*

Not surprised. At all. T'was only a matter of time.
 

Fearzone

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I'm still waiting for the hack that runs the Kinect on the PS3. But this will tie me over for a couple days.
 

Tom Goldman

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Well I am greatly amused, good job coders!

Yes it's weird but it's also kind of funny.
 

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Aliens love boobs to, thats why they keep abducting fat rednecks. They really need to figure out that girls have them to and they're much nicer.
 

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While I like the idea, they need some better boobie physics because these are quite awful.
Didn't DoA have that covered?
 

DTWolfwood

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i am both Laughing my ass off and facepalming at the same time! XD

this requires a
 

The Heik

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So I get to have attachable boobs? I know this will sound incredibly horny of me but YEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Aside: why do those boobs act like they're made up of rubber?
 

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10BIT said:
That was... a lot of boobies. And totally in line with the OP, lol.

OT: I wonder how long it's take a Japanese company to either buy or develop this hack themselves to make DoA 5 ;)
 

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That was absolutely hilarious when he jumped. It's like he borrowed physics from one of those anime shows.
 

xDHxD148L0

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You know, I bet if we spent our time making productive things instead of working on boob physics we would be like 100 years ahead in technology, lol.
 

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The truly amazing thing here is for amateur games developers, you can do 3D motion capture to animate character models with a device that costs just £130. Unless the model tracking software isn't having it's source code released.

This is a great move for the indie developer!
 

Therumancer

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It makes me sad that due to lack of space I have a Move instead of a Kinect (as the Move seems to take less space, no time to set it up yet). No super-boobie Physics for me. :/
 

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
Countdown to the jiggly wang in 5...4...3...2...
Why did you have to say that?! Now I'm too busy being horrified of the future to find any amusement in this ridiculous development - I hope you're happy!
 

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i see no point in it for anyone .. you don't feel the boob so whats the point of messing around with it with your hands .... i mean isn't this kinda thing usually done with a mouse with 1 hand so you know .... this seems like a step backwards ...
 
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Gildan Bladeborn said:
The_root_of_all_evil said:
Countdown to the jiggly wang in 5...4...3...2...
Why did you have to say that?! Now I'm too busy being horrified of the future to find any amusement in this ridiculous development - I hope you're happy!
My work here is done! :)
 

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That girl should go see a doctor or something, looks like a clasic case of rubber boob syndrome.
 

Tom Goldman

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I actually like it. Not really due to the whole tumor-boobs and Zero-G boobs thing, but the technology itself. They interacted with a real world object while being mere simulations. That's amazing.
 

Mikester1290

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OOOOOH man,

With that technology, why restrict ones self to only 2 boobies?

You make me wish I had THREE hands baby!
 

PrototypeC

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Seems like they're going to just... pop off and float away. I would be terrified if boobs actually did that... they can sort of, I guess, if they're big enough, but damn that would hurt.
 

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Now get it to work with those tv headsets and you have yourself something awkward.
 

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this tech looks cool, I wonder if we can do anything with it that doesn't cause people to giggle uncontrollably.
 

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everyone who tried to act above this is trying to find how to get it right now.
I myself find it hilarious and it would be great at parties
 

felixader

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Okay as an German who are actually more open about sexuality then many other western cultures i have to say that THIS IS DISGUSTING!
 

RvLeshrac

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Danzaivar said:
The truly amazing thing here is for amateur games developers, you can do 3D motion capture to animate character models with a device that costs just £130. Unless the model tracking software isn't having it's source code released.

This is a great move for the indie developer!
Which was the entire damned point. Glad that everyone has COMPLETELY MISSED IT in "lolbewbs."
 

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See, i'm more amazed by how advanced the motion sensing is that it can simulate objects interacting with each other.

This IS the future!

This is what we dreamed about, games that could be controlled withoujt a controller, fighting games where two friends could pretend to duke it out in front of the TV and it would read their movments as a game!

WHY THE HELL ISN'T ANYONE MAKING GOOD STUFF UTILIZING THIS TECH?!
 

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

THAT WAS FREAKING HILARIOUS!

Over exaggerated jiggle effects are always great.
 

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A lot of 12/13 year-old boys are going to flock to that video and think it's hot as hell. Being a grown adult, I find it as sexy as a bowl of noodles.
 

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That's impressive I guess. You would think we should being doing something that would benefit mankind in some way or at least try to. But no we rather see overly proportioned boobs giggle on screen. *sigh*
 

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1nfinite_Cros5 said:
A lot of 12/13 year-old boys are going to flock to that video and think it's hot as hell. Being a grown adult, I find it as sexy as a bowl of noodles.
Noodles can be VERY sexy, but hey i get your point =X

And here's a question for all of you;
If a woman used this program, then would it react differently?
 

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The Heik said:
So I get to have attachable boobs? I know this will sound incredibly horny of me but YEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Aside: why do those boobs act like they're made up of rubber?
Because this is a tech demo about getting physics enabled objects to work with motion input and has been greatly exaggerated for demonstration purposes.
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
Why do people who have never touched boobs allowed to make these things...
I think you mean "Why ARE people who have never touched boobs allowed to make these things?.."

/grammer
 

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Man I can easily see this being exploited ALOT mainly from the Japanese (no offences intended). The real Ivy will probably be ashamed of herself or something when she see this.
 

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Well well, clearly there is a lesson to be learned today. This is the future! Look and learn ladies, your spectacularly un-bouncy appendages will simply no longer do!
 

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Quite frankly, I don't really mind. I already have cut off the Kinect as anything more than an Eyetoy clone Microsoft has been breeding in a tube, so any bad publicity for it makes for hilarity and good times for me.
 

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The real question does it have multiplayer support for motorboating porpoises. That's just weird, much rather do it a little more interactively.
 
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Accountfailed said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Why do people who have never touched boobs allowed to make these things...
I think you mean "Why ARE people who have never touched boobs allowed to make these things?.."

/grammer
Grammar*

I can taste the irony...
 

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So what if they move the hands offscreen, does she batter into the wall or do her boobs come flying off?
 

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Tim Latshaw said:
Videogames: Come on in, ladies. We respect you!
Actually, my first reaction on seeing this was less one of alienation and anger and more one of 'Owwww...damn that looks painful'. Seriously, no matter how large your bust, having them jolt around like that is seriously uncomfortable. The bigger they are the worse it is, so I actually feel kinda sorry for Ivy... =S

Still not welcoming to women in videogaming, but perhaps on even more levels than the one you suggest! =D
 
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justnotcricket said:
Tim Latshaw said:
Videogames: Come on in, ladies. We respect you!
Actually, my first reaction on seeing this was less one of alienation and anger and more one of 'Owwww...damn that looks painful'. Seriously, no matter how large your bust, having them jolt around like that is seriously uncomfortable. The bigger they are the worse it is, so I actually feel kinda sorry for Ivy... =S

Still not welcoming to women in videogaming, but perhaps on even more levels than the one you suggest! =D
That is a layer I had not previously considered and shall chalk up to a lack of personal experience. XD

Your username should also serve as a reminder for what can await guys who infringe too greatly upon the sensibilities of the opposite sex. Perhaps someone will hack a program that lets women give virtual men shots in the pills.
 

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The best part was the jump.
I thought he was gunna knock the cyber model out with that one xD

But in all srysness, there is something HORRIBLY wrong with this. Im not sure what, but its like masturbation. Just against all morals.
 

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There are many things that just because you can, doesn't mean you should...

this is one of those things...
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
Accountfailed said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Why do people who have never touched boobs allowed to make these things...
I think you mean "Why ARE people who have never touched boobs allowed to make these things?.."

/grammer
Grammar*

I can taste the irony...
Trolololol I knew someone would figure that out eventually, sadly there is no prize.
 

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kouriichi said:
Im not sure what, but its like masturbation. Just against all morals.
Excuse me, but what? Since when has masturbation been against morals.
 

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10BIT said:
I mean, the really funny thing is that the Japanese have tiny tits.
 

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I would start a fap fest, but those are just way too saggy for my tastes. Seriously, they look like gramma ****s at times. If you could tone down the floppiness, I would use it.
 

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This would certainly make pretending to be a female in online games a lot more... disturbing...

I suppose this is what we get when sex in games is treated with puerile abandon. Leave it to the amateurs to push whatever envelope the ESRB , politicians, naive parenting, and shameless kowtowing by devs have managed to otherwise stifle.

Of course, humorously simulating(?) a woman's tits isn't exactly furthering the issue either.
 

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Wow... That's more ridiculous than the boob physics in actual Soul Calibur games.
 

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lol...I'm not gonna think too much into this one and just laugh at its dumb hilarity...
 

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But you can't even feel them. It's like having boobs you can only see through a screen! Like your bones!

Hilarious, weird and doesn't help the stereotype.
 

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It does bring up one interesting question never answered by the Soul Caliber games, what deal with the devil did Ivy have to make to fight with those attached to her? lol


Otherwise, someone's got way too much time on their hands programming fake breasts, when they can go and seek out real breasts instead! That even have real girls attached to them! That may or may not taze them but that's besides the point.
 

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I never thought I'd see the day when bouncy breasts terrified me.

My view of the world is shattered.


[sub]Look at me, I'm in tatters.[/sub]
 

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SODAssault said:
Also known as "how I'd spend the majority of my day if I unexpectedly woke up as a woman".
seconded and possible /thread

OT: That looks so awkward. But hey, least they chose a good model. XD

anyway, I cant wait till Konami comes down on them.
 

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DTWolfwood said:
This summarizes my feelings perfectly. If guys are so damn obsessed with tits, why don't they go get a pair? It's called breast enlargement...
 

Tom Goldman

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This is perhaps the best thing ever.

Can you knock things off tables with them? Give other players black eyes?
 

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Before you go to bed tonight, remember... that somewhere, someone out there is stroking it to this while you sleep. Sweet dreams =)
 

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As a woman, all I can do is wince at seeing boobs move like that. That would just hurt.

But seriously - some people clearly have far too much time on their hands, and far too little of a social life, for their own good.
 

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Fearzone said:
I'm still waiting for the hack that runs the Kinect on the PS3. But this will tie me over for a couple days.
seing that XBOX is runing on windows and PS in Linux, i would thing the hack has to come from the PS3 spectrum not from the XBOX

and whoever owns a PS3 and is knowledgeable enough to code for it is probably neither interested nor impressed by the Kinect.

i know i´m not, and i liked more the PS Move.
 

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Calm down, it's clearly a joke. I think it's pretty funny to be honest. Immature? Definitely, but I couldn't help but giggle.
 

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All I could think about was this:



...and I don't even like CAD.
 

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10BIT said:
That put me in a trance, I found myself not being able to look away from the screen.

On topic, dudes will do anything in the pursuit for the universes most jiggly boobs.
 

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That is funny and sad at the same time. Like clown sex.
*honk*

Why the hate man? clowns need love too.

OT:
I find this very strange. I mean, we're talking about orbs of flesh and fat here, not airballoons! They don't move like that. They never will.
 

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I actually laughed so hard watching this... I'm still getting the occasional chuckle thinking about it. This guy is a hero.

Seriously though, maybe Kinect isn't the pile of trash I expected, if you used this to make something fun, a third person shooter or something, it could be really fun, Imagine GTA4 + Kinect (if only Kinect had slightly faster reaction times, as it is, it takes about 2 seconds to register movement).
 

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The government needs to get behind this 100%
Finally a GOOD use for physics based technology!
 

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I doubt (s)he'll crush anyone's head with those, making them utterly useless.
 

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"I guess it's just an example of how humans really like boobs"
Humans? More men, per se...
When running women don't enjoy their individual big boobage, I hear...
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
Accountfailed said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Why do people who have never touched boobs allowed to make these things...
I think you mean "Why ARE people who have never touched boobs allowed to make these things?.."

/grammer
Grammar*

I can taste the irony...
Considering that you were correcting spelling, not grammar, I facepalmed
 

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xDHxD148L0 said:
You know, I bet if we spent our time making productive things instead of working on boob physics we would be like 100 years ahead in technology, lol.
Oh please, we'd probably only be about four years ahead of ourselves (I doubt that any of the people working on jiggle physics are the sorts of people who are going to revolutionise the world of technology).

Back on topic though, that was actually scary.

No joke, no stealth pun, no funny reveal, no sudden 'ba dum tish', none of that crap.

The fact that this even exists scares me.
 

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I don't see why people are reacting so seriously to this. Some guy sets up the motion tracking and sets it to comically unrealistic. You know, like how you put all the sliders to the maximum or minimum in a character creator when you're bored.

Yeah it's immature, but come on, it's not like they were realistic in the first place...
 

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That is creepy and funny at the same time, i look forward to seeing Microsoft's reaction.
 

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To be honest.


HAHAHAHAHA BOOBIES. That was....hilarious. And...brilliant.

Hurrah!
 

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Now combine that with the new stuff from the AvatarKinect update, and you could really have some fun.
 

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What i'm waiting for really is 3D porn.. Sony, here we come XD XD
 

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Wow, that's the breast Kinect mod I've ever laid hands on.

This is just plain hilarious, though.
 

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Man, that was so funny.
If this could get made into an actual game, I would consider getting Kinect.
 

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xDHxD148L0 said:
You know, I bet if we spent our time making productive things instead of working on boob physics we would be like 100 years ahead in technology, lol.
That depends entirely on what you call progress.
 

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Tom Goldman said:
Combine this hack with the upcoming Kinect porn games [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/106259-Microsoft-Ready-to-Crush-Kinect-Porn-Game], and we'd have something really special on our hands.
was that an intentional pun?
The_root_of_all_evil said:
Countdown to the jiggly wang in 5...4...3...2...
only if they add you spin me right round will I be impressed laugh my ass off
 

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I'm female, and that kinda made me flinch, as it looks painful...
 

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Lol, I can't watch the video, Ivy already makes me laugh at how absurd she looks, why would I want to watch her giant Hindenburg's bounce in unimaginable ways? That's just WAY too much...
 

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I laughed so hard that I almost fell from my chair. I want to try that game. Just for lulz
 

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TheMetalGuy said:
1nfinite_Cros5 said:
A lot of 12/13 year-old boys are going to flock to that video and think it's hot as hell. Being a grown adult, I find it as sexy as a bowl of noodles.
Noodles can be VERY sexy, but hey i get your point =X

And here's a question for all of you;
If a woman used this program, then would it react differently?
I imagine it would put boobs on her boobs which would be the freakiest thing I've ever seen (and I've been on /b/ daily)
 

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A girl with dead eyes fondling her water balloon boobs...



Although I'm greatly amused by the fact that a headline about 'slapping world's most jiggly boobs on anyone' actually means 'rendering anyone as Ivy from Soul Calibur'.
 

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Heh, this had me laughing. It's just too ridiculous.
As someone who doesn't condemn games that are focused on sex, I say: Microsoft could make a hell of a lot of money with Kinect.
 

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"Jiggle Physics, the only true measure of a technologies value."

OT: This is why we can't have nice things, if everything dissolves down to boobies then there is no maturity!

/rant.
 

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SODAssault said:
Also known as "how I'd spend the majority of my day if I unexpectedly woke up as a woman".
Touche.

First reaction: Oh, look. Bewbs!

Second reaction: ..Too big, and Ivy is ugly. Next!
 
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When juvenile shit like this happens its no wonder women don't want to work in the industry.

Who needs a whole new world of input and insight from half of humanity when the mouth-breathing-gamer market is still profitable, right?
 

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Oh, man, I can't stop laughing. It's like she's got possessed beanbags stapled to her chest and they're trying to escape while fighting with one another to see which one can break free first. They bear almost no resemblance to how the real deal (or heck, even the real fake deal) functions.
 

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this is probly one of the most disturbing things ive ever seen, it really creeped me out for some reason
 

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First of all: YES! My theory that Kinect could be used for cheap mocap has come to fruition! Sort of...

Second: Relax, people. Kinect Porn Games probably weren't mentioned in Revelation as a portent of the End Times. While I still believe that realistic (inexpensive) virtual sex will bring about the downfall of society, the Kinect will not get us all the way there. And really, what's wrong with playing around and fantasizing a little? Other than perpetuating the (possibly truer than we'd like to admit) stereotype that nerds are sexually frustrated and prefer to live vicariously through simulations, I really don't see how this hurts anyone.

Keep in mind, the only reason girls and women aren't interested in this kind of stuff as well is because we haven't invented a computer that can accurately simulate the things that turn them on. Programming an AI to simulate a suave, dominant male personality that is also sensitive and caring is a bit tougher nut to crack.

Newtonian mechanics? Can do!

P.S.: The world population is now 7 Billion. I think anything we can do to keep men from impregnating real women all the goddamn time is going to have positive benefits.
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
Why do people who have never touched boobs allowed to make these things...
Don't assume things about people, come on, everyone (including the creator) knows it's stupidly unrealistic.

It's just supposed to be fucked up hilarity, and it totally succeeds there.
 

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Tom Goldman said:
I'm pretty sure it's stuff like this that keeps the aliens from bringing us to the utopia of the universe, but hey, at least it's funny right?
I've thought the same thing myself, so many times.
 

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Wow.. im impressed.

5 pages worth of responses and no reminiscence for the good ole days of the original dead or alive. I really cant help but be reminded of the original king of giggle physics.
 

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10BIT said:
Considering how few views this video has, it scares me to think how you might have found it.
 

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can boobs bounce in opposite directions? can they do that now? is this a thing that boobs now do?
 

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Well after the amazing read(that I read a long time ago) of the thread made a long time ago with the topic about post and view ratios averaging 1 post to 10 views on "normal sounding threads" and the ratio spiked dramatically into the view favor with anything sex related I felt obliged to join the fun on this thread hehe.
 

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I looked at the youtube comments, and I swear 70% of the people are saying "I knew I watched all of that anime for a reason" or "Finally kinect pays off" and there is one guy who was asking intelligent questions. Figures.
 

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SODAssault said:
Also known as "how I'd spend the majority of my day if I unexpectedly woke up as a woman".
QFT.

OT: lolwut

It's sad, in my opinion. There's still, y'know, a whole host of real women out there?
 

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Oh, mankind. How you constantly go back on your advances. This is why we can't have nice things!
 

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Garbage like this is what makes the video game industry an easy targets for over-the-top right wing groups... Such a waste of effort...
 

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That's actually more funny than erotic. It's just so.... So...

I'm at a loss of words here guys, lol.
 

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Has this person ever actually seen breasts? Couldn't he have gone to the beach and watched a pick up volleyball game? If I'm going to have jiggle physics, I want realistic jiggle physics!
 

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hahahahahaahhahaahhahahahaahhahahaahhahahaahhahaaaaaaaaahahahaa

*having problems breathing*

now thats some funky boobs right there.. Looked like low gravity water balloons..
 

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Is it sad that I was more amazed by the fact that a 3D character was mimicking a person movement-for-movement than I was by some stupid 3D fleshy beachballs?
 

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I couldn't look away, but at the same time, I felt like I was going to hurl. Now my eyes hurt.
 

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essentially you could do this by having kinect recognize that you have balloons on yoru chest...
 

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Humans are some crazy sexual people aint we? Damn you penis's the world thinks we're immature now... thanks alot jerk
 

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10BIT said:
HAHAHA how did you find something like that?
And I thought the Kinect hack was funny.
 

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I guess it goes to show you the designers behind this have never seen real boobs before because although they are bouncy and wonderful and jiggly, they are not THAT jiggly. Thats like what boobs would act like on the moon maybe, but not here on Earth.