Kinect Has a Terrifyingly Cute Calibration Mascot

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Digikid

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Gerrawn said:
Wait, I've seen that face before...
Ah yes, now it's all coming back to me
LOL!!! DBZ Mr. PoPo.

YOu want cute? here you go.



EDIT: Dammit....Ninja'ed!!!!
 

FrostyChick

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o.o
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[sub]It stares into my soul...[/sub]
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*smashes TV*
STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!
 

luckycharms8282

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Ugh, KINECT and Playstation move are totally geared towards kids and mentally deficient adults, why are we so worked up about it?
 

SelectivelyEvil13

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Indeed, Microsoft, Kinect is definitely geared towards a general audience beyond children who already have next to zero attention span or deep comprehension of quality relating to monetary value.

Well the joke's on little Timmy and his doting parents who bought him that Kinect after spying the adorable Kinectimal cover[footnote]In all reality, that is some REALLY creepy shit...[/footnote] and wee, innocent Timmy's big, begging eyes:

[HEADING=2]"Hell, my name is Kinect Kenny. Your Xbox 360 Kinect as incurred
a fatal error.[/HEADING]
And your soul is mine..."
 

Mr.Squishy

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That is NOT the face of a cuddly calibration mascot. That is the face of a rectangular block of murder that will shank you while retaining the same, soul-staring grin.
 

Mikester1290

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therandombear said:
Scarim Coral said:
I bet by removing that face and you get HAL behind it.

Beside Calumon is way cuter then that face. Maybe they should use Calumon face instead.
Don't know if Jack would allow it, he would be all alone then if Microsoft took away Calumon to work as a calibrator...or whatever xD

Daystar Clarion said:
That isn't cute...


This is cute!

Who's a cute puppy, who's a cute puppy, you are :D
Is this the Puffy from theres a puppy in Halo 3? LOL

Oh EDIT, that calibration thing reminds me of one of the thomas the tank engine characters for some reason, was it annie or claribell, i dunno......
 

Aeshi

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It reminds me of those little "Servobot" (think that's what they're called?) critters,can't remember what they're from...
 

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I can see it now: parents bring home Kinect for Christmas, fire it up, and this appears:

http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/images/library/deriv/27/27096.jpg

Worst. Christmas. Ever.
 

DanDeFool

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Aeshi said:
It reminds me of those little "Servobot" (think that's what they're called?) critters,can't remember what they're from...
Mega Man Legends (Rockman Dash in Japan)

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Personally, I like Servbot better.
 

xhable

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The face is identical to the face found on ELIOT robot from Dance central.

You can see ELIOT robot in the "avatar kinect store->dance central"

I believe it is fair to say that the face is called Eliot.